How can you impress a stripper when you take her out to dinner?

LMFAO

What if crazyjoe is in the shitter?

Eating inside the Burger King might not be so brilliant if the place floods due to a clogged "toylet"

I was almost sure this answer was going to involve a Whopper when I saw the question.

Kinda glad you didn’t take the easy way out... :)

A. Skip out on the bill - strippers love a bad boy