How can you tell if a stripper is a gold digger?

Lol

How about she sits down at your table and asks for a 100 dollar bill. I had a dancer seriously ask one time. Within seconds of sitting down too.

She overheard a conversation I had with a favorite saying I knew how to become a millionaire and thought I was one. Far from it. It's a lot easier to say you know how rather than get there. Much harder to not lose money. It would be easy if I knew the future. Just buy options on certain stocks, boom, millionaire after a few successful stock picks. Now everyone knows how to be rich. Much harder to do it.

The other way is to study hard, get a good job, save a lot, invest wisely, and learn how to invest good, millionaire by retirement time if you don't screw things up.

I had one invite me to a table where her civilian girlfriends were hanging out. She asked me to buy everyone a round while the civilians told me that I should spend a lot of money on their friend. I got up and left.

She could have offered me a dance and told me how much they cost, but she didn't take that approach. Had I fallen in love with her I assume that she'd have been happy to move in and start blowing about $16k each month.

Then I suppose we agree to disagree.

She would have a pickup truck? Actually, I went with my ATF when she was buying a new pickup truck. But then, I never thought her a "gold digger".