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Why are Detroit strippers like the Detroit Lions?

Sep 28, 2018, 3:11 AM
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jackslash
Detroit strip clubs

Q. Why are Detroit strippers like the Detroit Lions?

A. They both suck for 4 quarters.

NOTICE: THIS WAS NOT TRUE LAST SUNDAY--FOR THE LIONS.

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flagooner

In some cases only 2

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rockstar666

Why don't the Bears have a web site? Because they can't put 3 W's together in a row. (But might Sunday!!)

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NinaBambina

I heard there's a girl here who does it for 50 cents.

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flagooner

Some druggie whore.

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NinaBambina

Yeah, there is some druggie whore skank here who gives 50 cent BJs. To homeless hombres, I've been told, not to 50 cent the rapper.

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Pyroxl

They smacked the Patriots last week.

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