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What did the stripper say when the cop gave her a ticket for parking in a handic

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jackslash
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Q. What did the stripper say when the cop gave her a ticket for parking in a handicapped space?

A. "Go fuck yourself, you asshole cunt. I've got Tourette's."


NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

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Cashman1234
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6 years ago
Lol! That’s a good joke! Very funny!
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flagooner
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6 years ago
LOL
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4got2wipe
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6 years ago
Brilliant!
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carolynne
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6 years ago
I usually say “can we get into the back of your patrol car and talk about this?”
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Jascoi
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6 years ago
i knew i took the wrong career path.
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blahblahblah23
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6 years ago
Lol!!
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blahblahblah23
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6 years ago
Shit I wonder if I can get a doctor to say I have tourrettes. I cuss like a motherfucker and rarely have a filter. I need to get in on this shit...

Jk
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TrapBaby304
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6 years ago
OP did you fall in love with a hoe who who let you know you're just a trick? you sound like it
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blahblahblah23
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6 years ago
OP just likes posting jokes on a regular basis^
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Lil_Baller100
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6 years ago
goddamn, i probably fucking have tourettes myself, i can't stop calling these bitches hoes and bitches.
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