Q. What did the stripper say when the cop gave her a ticket for parking in a handicapped space?
A. "Go fuck yourself, you asshole cunt. I've got Tourette's."
NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.
What did the stripper say when the cop gave her a ticket for parking in a handic
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last commentLol! That’s a good joke! Very funny!
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LOL
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Brilliant!
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I usually say “can we get into the back of your patrol car and talk about this?”
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i knew i took the wrong career path.
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Lol!!
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Shit I wonder if I can get a doctor to say I have tourrettes. I cuss like a motherfucker and rarely have a filter. I need to get in on this shit...
Jk
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OP did you fall in love with a hoe who who let you know you're just a trick? you sound like it
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OP just likes posting jokes on a regular basis^
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goddamn, i probably fucking have tourettes myself, i can't stop calling these bitches hoes and bitches.
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