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What did the stripper say when the cop gave her a ticket for parking in a handic

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Q. What did the stripper say when the cop gave her a ticket for parking in a handicapped space?

A. "Go fuck yourself, you asshole cunt. I've got Tourette's."


NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

10 comments

  • Cashman1234
    6 years ago
    Lol! That’s a good joke! Very funny!
  • flagooner
    6 years ago
    LOL
  • 4got2wipe
    6 years ago
    Brilliant!
  • carolynne
    6 years ago
    I usually say “can we get into the back of your patrol car and talk about this?”
  • Jascoi
    6 years ago
    i knew i took the wrong career path.
  • blahblahblah23
    6 years ago
    Lol!!
  • blahblahblah23
    6 years ago
    Shit I wonder if I can get a doctor to say I have tourrettes. I cuss like a motherfucker and rarely have a filter. I need to get in on this shit...

    Jk
  • TrapBaby304
    6 years ago
    OP did you fall in love with a hoe who who let you know you're just a trick? you sound like it
  • blahblahblah23
    6 years ago
    OP just likes posting jokes on a regular basis^
  • Lil_Baller100
    6 years ago
    goddamn, i probably fucking have tourettes myself, i can't stop calling these bitches hoes and bitches.
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