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OK, this is off topic since there is no stripper connection. But the very thought of Jeff Bezos sending a woman a dick pic blows my mind. And his wife is going to get around $70 billion in…
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https://turnto10.com/news/local/foxy-lady-dancers-answer-prostitution-charges
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Q. Why do strippers get wet when you talk to them? A. Because you spit when you talk.
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Q. What do you get when you cross a stripper with an AK-47? A. A sexual assault rifle.
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Q. What did the stripper do when she was asked if her cup was half full or half empty? A. She got a boob job.
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Q. What do strippers put behind their ears to attract men? A. Their ankles.
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Q. What did the leper say to the stripper? A. "Keep the tip."
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Q. What did one of a stripper's legs say to the other? A. "Between you and me, we could make a lot of money."
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It appears that big corporations are as opposed to strip clubs as government. https://atlanta.curbed.com/2019/1/4/18168398/midtown-cheetah-ncr-strip-club-fortune-500-tech-square
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https://www.wpri.com/news/local-news/providence/supreme-court-allows-foxy-lady-to-reopen-without-vip-area/1685275034
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Q. What did Bullwinkle the Moose say after leaving the gay strip club? A. "Man, I blew 100 bucks in there."
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Q. How does a stripper reach a man's heart? A. She stabs up under the rib cage.
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"The Pussycat, which has long been strongly suspected of housing a brothel, 'encourages the abuse of women and is a nuisance to neighbors in the vicinity'" I was in Tel Aviv just over a year ago. The city had a…
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Q. Why is your life like your penis? A. Strippers make it hard.
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Q. Why is a stripper like an instant win lottery ticket? A. You only have to scratch the box to win.
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Detroiters love New Year's Eve because it's the one night of the year when people shoot their guns in the air. What New Year's traditions do you love?
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Q. Why are fat strippers like mopeds? A. They're both fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see you on one.
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"The game isn’t much of a game other than walking around in a strip club watching chicks with big boobs dance around without any clothes on." I don't play video games, but this sounds like a game designed for me. https://www.oneangrygamer.net/2018/12/sexy-girls-adult-strip-club-vr-game-steam-release-repeatedly-postponed/74322/
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For Christmas I received an Amazon Echo, a smart speaker connected to the internet. It is accessed via the Alexa app. I can say, "Alexa, what is the temperature?" "Alexa, play Jefferson Airplane's 'White Rabbit'."…
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Q. What is the longest time you will spend with a stripper OTC? A. The time between when you come and when she goes.
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Brawls outside strip clubs are not brilliant. https://vancouversun.com/news/crime/man-acquitted-after-brawl-outside-vancouver-strip-club
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Q. What do strippers have in common with noodles? A. They both wiggle when you eat them.
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Q. What did the stripper get on her SAT test? A. Drool.
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Q. What is the difference between a wife and a stripper? A. The man thinks of his wife his better half. He thinks of his stripper his better hole.
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A stripper, whom I had seen only once in the club, came to my house on the day before Christmas. We ate the osso bucco I had prepared and drank some drinks. When we started our fun,…
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