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Why is a Detroit stripper like the Detroit Lions?

jackslash
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7 yrs ago · 1 min read

Q. Why is a Detroit stripper like the Detroit Lions?

A. They both suck for 4 quarters.

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s275ironman

How are Detroit strip club customers different than the Detroit Lions?

Detroit strip club customers score more often than the Detroit Lions

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_Constantine_

I’m actually moving to Dearborn by end of February.

Scene change much since September?

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Musterd21

Good jokes!

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lotsoffun201

Haha. True

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flagooner

One dancer on here sucks for only 2 quarters.

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twentyfive

^ so what you’re saying is she’s got a good second half ;)

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SuperDude

They don't know how to use their best assets.

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Supremeruler

At least everybody wins when a stripper sucks.

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skibum609

too funny lol.

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