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As I was chillaxing in the Detroit Penthouse Club one afternoon, a mature customer came in and took a booth across the stage from me. He pulled out a MacBook, fired it up, and…

While having drinks in the club, my CF said to me, "Don't look. That customer at the end of the bar is staring at us." Of course, I looked. A guy had…

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/09/26/lynsie-lee-isn-t-a-vegan-and-other-fun-facts-about-the-stripper-tweeting-cory-booker.html?utm_medium=email&utm_source=newsletter&utm_campaign=cheatsheet_afternoon&cid=newsletter%3Bemail%3Bcheatsheet_afternoon&utm_term=Cheat%20Sheet “When he's president, I want to be his first lady. I think a stripper would make a great first lady. I have better arms than Michele Obama, OK?” I like the idea of a stripper as…

I read this in a review of my favorite strip club: "The shot girl hinted to me that if I bought the rest of her shot tray she would go upstairs to the VIP area with…

I was watching some porn online yesterday, because I can't spend 7 days a week in strip clubs. I came across a video that seemed just what I wanted--a couple of big boobed girls…

PL1: "I think I caught a disease from a stripper." PL2: "Are you sure?" PL1: "I'm HIV positive."

Q How does a stripper say goodbye? A "I'll be right back."

When I first started getting dances from my CF, another dancer acted jealous of her. This dancer talked trash about my CF and even said "she's fucking the DJ." I discounted the things…

Q Why are the Jacksonville Jaguars like a Jacksonville stripper? A They both suck for four quarters.