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thedailybeast.com

“When he's president, I want to be his first lady. I think a stripper would make a great first lady. I have better arms than Michele Obama, OK?”

I like the idea of a stripper as…

I read this in a review of my favorite strip club:

"The shot girl hinted to me that if I bought the rest of her shot tray she would go upstairs to the VIP area with…

I was watching some porn online yesterday, because I can't spend 7 days a week in strip clubs. I came across a video that seemed just what I wanted--a couple of big boobed girls…

PL1: "I think I caught a disease from a stripper."

PL2: "Are you sure?"

PL1: "I'm HIV positive."

Q How does a stripper say goodbye?

A "I'll be right back."

When I first started getting dances from my CF, another dancer acted jealous of her. This dancer talked trash about my CF and even said "she's fucking the DJ." I discounted the things…

Q Why are the Jacksonville Jaguars like a Jacksonville stripper?

A They both suck for four quarters.

gamepur.com

GTA V will have more strippers. But what I want is a game with nothing but strippers.

The Detroit Hustler Club had this offer on its Facebook page: "$6 Slippery Nipples, Blow Jobs & Silk Panties!"

You can imagine my chagrin when, having raced to the club at 80 miles an hour,…