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Q. What's the difference between a stripper and a book? A. You can shut a book up.
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It's sad when innocent coconuts are used as deadly weapons. https://news3lv.com/news/offbeat/woman-charged-for-alleged-coconut-assault-outside-of-florida-strip-club
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Q. What do you want most in an ATF? A. Your dick.
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Q. If you saw a man beating a stripper with a baseball bat, would you jump in to help? A. No. It sounds like he has it all under control. https://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/local-news/suspect-officially-charged-in-deadly-baseball-attack-at-denver-strip-club
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https://www.ktsm.com/news/local/el-paso-news/central-el-paso-strip-club-the-cabaret-to-close-permanently/2000132716
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Q. What’s the difference between a stripper and an undertaker? A. An undertaker is usually fully dressed when he sees a stiff.
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Q. Why is a stripper like instant coffee? A. They're both useless unless they're wet.
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Q. Why is bareback sex with a stripper magical? A. Because if a baby appears, you disappear.
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Q. How does a girl apply for a job in a strip club? A. They hand her a bra and say, "Here, fill this out."
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It's about time they made a movie about Papi Chulo. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/matt-bomer-papi-chulo-film_n_5cd5d18ee4b0705e47dc15f8
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Q. What is your ATF's rating? A. E for everyone.
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Why hasn't Shadowcat reviewed this Atlanta strip club? https://www.projectq.us/atlanta/Swinging_Richards_will_be_here_for_years_despite_bankruptcy?gid=19824
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James Holzhauer is an amazing Jeopardy contestant, winning big by going all in on daily doubles. I enjoy watching him. https://www.fox5vegas.com/news/james-holzhauer-offered-victory-party-at-las-vegas-strip-club/article_a40b33b6-71a0-11e9-96de-abdc51fcd47f.html
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Q. Why didn't the stripper like it when her customer got "I love you" tattooed on his penis? A. He was always trying to put words in her mouth.
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"Idiot" means a normal young man. https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sun-men/4212698/lads-set-up-idiot-fund-for-pal-who-splurged-3500-on-strip-club-dances-after-living-it-up-like-pablo-escobar-on-stag-do/
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Q. How did you feel when you learned your ATF was a moonshiner's daughter? A. I loved her still.
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Q. What is the secret to making a stripper go, "Mmmm. Mmmm. Mmmm"? A. Duct tape.
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One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any…
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Q. How can you make a stripper feel wanted? A. Rat her out to the police.
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In South Africa they use the k-word instead of the n-word. https://citizen.co.za/news/south-africa/crime/2126458/they-shot-at-me-dropped-k-word-after-finding-out-i-was-black-stripper-alleges/
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Q. What happened to the dyslexic stripper? A. She walked into the bra and took off her bar.
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It's good to see a high school student choosing a lucrative career instead of settling for some dead-end job like nursing. https://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/video/4078544-high-school-sex-worker-featured-in-school-paper-debuts-as-stripper-in-s-f/
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You had me at strippers. https://news.vice.com/en_us/article/7xg8ke/guns-strippers-and-fancy-dinners-how-one-pharma-company-bribed-doctors-to-prescribe-fentanyl
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Q. Why is a stripper like a doorknob? A. Because everybody gets a turn.
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Q. What do you say to a stripper after she gets her college degree? A. "A lotto ticket and a pack of Marlboros, please."
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