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What's the difference between a stripper and a book?

Q. What's the difference between a stripper and a book? A. You can shut a book up.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1

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Woman charged for alleged coconut assault outside of Florida strip club

It's sad when innocent coconuts are used as deadly weapons. https://news3lv.com/news/offbeat/woman-charged-for-alleged-coconut-assault-outside-of-florida-strip-club

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3

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What do you want most in an ATF?

Q. What do you want most in an ATF? A. Your dick.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3

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Suspect officially charged in deadly baseball attack at Denver strip club

Q. If you saw a man beating a stripper with a baseball bat, would you jump in to help? A. No. It sounds like he has it all under control. https://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/local-news/suspect-officially-charged-in-deadly-baseball-attack-at-denver-strip-club

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 4

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Central El Paso strip club 'The Cabaret' to close permanently

https://www.ktsm.com/news/local/el-paso-news/central-el-paso-strip-club-the-cabaret-to-close-permanently/2000132716

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 6

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What’s the difference between a stripper and an undertaker?

Q. What’s the difference between a stripper and an undertaker? A. An undertaker is usually fully dressed when he sees a stiff.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 3

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Why is a stripper like instant coffee?

Q. Why is a stripper like instant coffee? A. They're both useless unless they're wet.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2

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Why is bareback sex with a stripper magical?

Q. Why is bareback sex with a stripper magical? A. Because if a baby appears, you disappear.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2

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How does a girl apply for a job in a strip club?

Q. How does a girl apply for a job in a strip club? A. They hand her a bra and say, "Here, fill this out."

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1

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In ‘Papi Chulo,’ Matt Bomer Helps Put A Topical Twist On The Classic Buddy Comed

It's about time they made a movie about Papi Chulo. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/matt-bomer-papi-chulo-film_n_5cd5d18ee4b0705e47dc15f8

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 8

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What is your ATF's rating?

Q. What is your ATF's rating? A. E for everyone.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3

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Swinging Richards ‘will be here for years’ despite bankruptcy

Why hasn't Shadowcat reviewed this Atlanta strip club? https://www.projectq.us/atlanta/Swinging_Richards_will_be_here_for_years_despite_bankruptcy?gid=19824

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago

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James Holzhauer offered victory party at Las Vegas strip club

James Holzhauer is an amazing Jeopardy contestant, winning big by going all in on daily doubles. I enjoy watching him. https://www.fox5vegas.com/news/james-holzhauer-offered-victory-party-at-las-vegas-strip-club/article_a40b33b6-71a0-11e9-96de-abdc51fcd47f.html

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 4

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Why didn't the stripper like it when her customer got "I love you" tattooed on h

Q. Why didn't the stripper like it when her customer got "I love you" tattooed on his penis? A. He was always trying to put words in her mouth.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 3

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Lads set up ‘idiot fund’ for pal who ‘splurged £3,500 on strip club dances

"Idiot" means a normal young man. https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sun-men/4212698/lads-set-up-idiot-fund-for-pal-who-splurged-3500-on-strip-club-dances-after-living-it-up-like-pablo-escobar-on-stag-do/

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 2

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How did you feel when you learned your ATF was a moonshiner's daughter?

Q. How did you feel when you learned your ATF was a moonshiner's daughter? A. I loved her still.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1

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What is the secret to making a stripper go, "Mmmm. Mmmm. Mmmm"?

Q. What is the secret to making a stripper go, "Mmmm. Mmmm. Mmmm"? A. Duct tape.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1

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A Good Lawyer

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 17

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How can you make a stripper feel wanted?

Q. How can you make a stripper feel wanted? A. Rat her out to the police.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 3

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They shot at me, dropped k-word after finding out I was black, stripper alleges

In South Africa they use the k-word instead of the n-word. https://citizen.co.za/news/south-africa/crime/2126458/they-shot-at-me-dropped-k-word-after-finding-out-i-was-black-stripper-alleges/

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3

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What happened to the dyslexic stripper?

Q. What happened to the dyslexic stripper? A. She walked into the bra and took off her bar.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3

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High School Sex Worker Featured in School Paper Debuts as Stripper in S.F.

It's good to see a high school student choosing a lucrative career instead of settling for some dead-end job like nursing. https://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/video/4078544-high-school-sex-worker-featured-in-school-paper-debuts-as-stripper-in-s-f/

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 8

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Guns, Strippers, and Fancy Dinners: How One Opioid Company Bribed Doctors to Pre

You had me at strippers. https://news.vice.com/en_us/article/7xg8ke/guns-strippers-and-fancy-dinners-how-one-pharma-company-bribed-doctors-to-prescribe-fentanyl

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 3

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Why is a stripper like a doorknob?

Q. Why is a stripper like a doorknob? A. Because everybody gets a turn.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2

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What do you say to a stripper after she gets her college degree?

Q. What do you say to a stripper after she gets her college degree? A. "A lotto ticket and a pack of Marlboros, please."

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 32
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