Posts by jackslash

I was ratted out. Today I was sitting with my CF Muffy, a young blonde with big boobs. Out of nowhere, she says, "So you had sex with Candi." Candi is another stripper at the club. I said,…

I went to my favorite Detroit-area strip club to look for Black Friday bargains. I was hoping the strippers would have "SALE" or "50% OFF" tags attached to their thongs. But I was sorely disappointed.…

A self-described feminist stripper has a dream: "In a recent blog post on “Twerking,” Danielson imagined opening her own club, run by and catered to the dancers. The entire staff, except door and floor guys, would be women; the décor would…

The new Scores strip club is hiring: "Hiring every tue from 5pm-9pm ENTERTAINERS,bartenders,servers,bar backs , door girls" I'm thinking of applying. I've worked too many years in offices, being bored to death by the daily routine and my co-workers.…

A dancer, whom I know slightly but have never had dances with, sat down at my table. Then she began to cry. Me: "What's the matter?" Dancer: "I haven't been making any money, and I won't be able to…

On Wednesday I was sitting with a favorite dancer in my favorite Detroit strip club. My fav told me that it was now legal for the dancers to get completely nude on stage. I was skeptical because…

There was a post a couple days ago about the Booty Lounge, a mobile strip club in Detroit. Here's another story with pictures of the strippers. These strippers aren't going to make me forsake the immobile strip

Driving home from the strip club tonight, I realized all I wanted to do is fuck the whore. Comments?

Alan Markovitz, the owner of my favorite Detroit strip clubs, always shows a lot of class. A dancer had told me that Alan was obsessed with his ex, but has he now gone around the bend? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2508238/Strip-club-owner-buys-house-door-ex-wife--installs-giant-middle-finger-statue-lawn.html

11:33 Dancer: Hope I get to see you today, sweetheart 11:41 Me: Hi baby. I can't come to the club today 11:52 Dancer: Awww ok well hopefully I see u later in the week 1:37 …

Strippers love their cell phones. http://nypost.com/2013/11/08/officials-probing-blaze-as-possible-arson/

They sound like a cute couple. http://www.nbc-2.com/story/23916425/ex-firefighter-enlisted-strip-club-worker-to-help-torch-vehicle#.Un4afpTN6to