Posts by jackslash

"Colorado's newest pot shop has some wondering whether strippers and weed are too closely aligned on a busy highway just east of downtown Denver." They won't be able to keep JS69 away. http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Colorado-s-newest-pot-shop-tied-to-strip-club-and-6826758.php

Michigan legislature outlaws full nudity in strip clubs after outlawing sodomy. Why would I even go to Detroit strip clubs any more? http://www.freep.com/story/news/politics/2016/02/10/state-senate-strip-clubs-and-sodomy/80182952/

"Who watches big sporting events from a gentleman’s club?" TUSCLers? http://uproxx.com/sports/super-bowl-50-strip-club/

You can now experience those 2AMers live on social media. http://wncn.com/2016/02/09/fla-man-in-strip-club-may-have-broadcast-his-own-murder-live-on-periscope/

PL Father of the Year. http://kutv.com/news/offbeat/father-leaves-3-year-old-son-home-alone-to-visit-strip-club

http://www.totalprosports.com/2016/02/07/von-miller-super-bowl-mvp-strip-joint/

A year or so ago, my CF's ex-boyfriend left me a voice mail, threatening to beat me to death. Apparently he objected to an "old pervert" fucking a 28-year-old stripper that he called his "fiancee." I did…

Co-eds have to pay their tuition somehow. http://www.fox7austin.com/news/local-news/84893917-story

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/02/05/the-super-bowl-doesn-t-attract-more-sex-workers-it-attracts-more-police.html?via=newsletter&source=DDMorning

A stripper I know posted on Facebook: "I'm gonna be 30 and no husband. I def did something wrong." Becoming a stripper in Detroit might be it.

I often invite my favorite strippers to my house and cook them a good meal (before having them for dessert.) My friend Holly came over yesterday for lunch. As soon as she sat down at the…

I'm terrible at understanding song lyrics. Usually I have no idea what the song is about or I have the wrong idea. It's like mis-hearing Jimi Hendrix's "Excuse me while I kiss the sky" as "Excuse…