This woman had a bad first date.
This woman had a bad first date.
Q Why do strippers have so many tattoos?
A They don't like to feel naked.
Q. What does a stripper call "foreplay"?
A. When her boyfriend tells her she better be in bed by the time he counts to 4.
Q. What do strippers and tornadoes have in common?
A. They both end up in trailer parks.
Q. What do cue balls and Mexican strippers have in common?
A. The harder you hit them the more English you get out of them.
Now they're laws?
Q. Why did the stripper make a Xerox copy of her ass?
A. The IRS asked to see the source of her income.
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