Reviews by CtDan

I like Bar Tropical a lot. It is affiliated with Hong Kong, but features a much more relaxed and laid-back atmosphere. I spent five days in TJ in September, and hit Tropical...

Las Chavelas is not where you will find a super-hottie trophy dancer to take upstairs. Go to one of the clubs next door for that. But, if you go down that route...

El Dulce Gabanna is the sleeper club of the year in La Zona Norte in my book. I've been a fan for a couple of years now, ever since I met an incredible...

Chicago Club, unfortunately, is a mere shell of it's former self. It used to be one of the hottest clubs in La Zona Norte, and (even a year or two ago) did provide a good...

Don't be put off by the aggressive hawkers outside of Playboy. It took me until my third trip to TJ to gather up the muster to blow past these guys and see what...

This club has changed it's name to RocVenus. No cover on a Wednesday afternoon, and new - very attentive - management. This could be a good thing, but given the track record of this...

I had a crappy time here on a Monday night. There were probably 15 dancers, a few of whom were very attractive. And, they had a crowd - so kudos to the...

Terrible. I walked in, and was at least greeted nicely by the bartender after paying a $7 cover. In hind site, that seems pricey for a place like this with such marginal talent. ...

Ugh. Walked in on a Monday night around 10pm. One, somewhat overweight, dancer was sitting at the bar looking at her phone. So I asked the bartender, who was shocked to see a...

Awful. I walked in, was frisked, but there was no cover like every time before. Uh oh. What's up? <br> <br> Well, here is what's up. Three dancers. One not dancing on stage. One eating. The...

The Fifth Alarm is hit or miss. More often miss than hit.<br> <br> That has been the case the past few visits. First, the parking lot. The extended Winter has seemingly pushed the...

Marginally shady neighborhood, with an awful parking situation. In a nutshell, if you intend on getting a lapper, park on the street. Which means you will oftentimes be walking a block to...

The Showbar is affiliated with the other Springfield clubs. There is a similar cover ($5), and drink prices are also around $5 (for a beer). This is obviously a former bar that...

I hope today was not indicative of the direction the Electric Blue is going. I walked in, paid the $5 cover, and sat down at the bar. The usual gaze of a dozen dancers...

The first words out of my mouth once I have entered Mexico as are always the same, and are always directed at a cab driver. "Ad- el- lee- tah.....five dollares?" This phrase...

The best strip joint I have been to. Ever. I walked across the border from San Ysidro to Tijuana at midnight. Hopped a $5 cab to the Zona Norte and walked into Hong...

Why do I stop by here? I ask this every time I stop in. The answer is that it is convenient; I visit Southington twice a month on Friday mornings and am...

Could it get any worse? Yes, it can. This place just continues its' slide. Unfortunately for me, I continue to stop in every month or so because I am in the...

I'm not a big fan of the Mardi Gras II, I therefore only visit once or twice a year (despite that it is arguably the closest strip joint to my home). Here's what I've found....

As I read a prior review, I like the "one-beer hourglass" strategy here; where a poster stated that if after one beer nothing has tickled his fancy, he leaves. That's a great rule - especially...

I am really starting to like this club. I walked in on a Friday afternoon, and sat at the bar. Within a couple of minutes a dancer sat next to me and...

For the life of me, I can't figure it out...but I never feel comfortable here. I just cannot put my finger on it (no pun intended). I walked in, paid a cover to a...

Apparently, if it is slow early in the evening at Scores, the dancers leave. So, if it was slow earlier than when you arrive, there are only a few (generally lesser quality) women. I found this...

During the recession, this club went through a rough patch as they raised prices and got their asses handed to them by their competition. They tried changing their name, but in the end...