Reviews by CtDan

Strip joints in CT are about the lap dances and upsell. MGII is no different. With the right dancer dancer, you can get one of the more aggressive and sensual dances in...

I walked up the stairs, and gave the bouncer my ID, which was scanned - followed by a cover charge. I meandered over to the bar, waited while the bartender bullshitted with some regulars and...

Center Stage is a clip joint. By that I mean a place were you pay for the privilege of meeting on-duty strippers, who will in theory take you for lap dances and VIP dances....

I walked into the club, which opens at 4pm, and the early evening. There were only a few dancers working. In speaking with a very talkative dancer, I learned that they just...

I walked in the club, paid a cover, and ordered a non-alcoholic beverage (since I did not BYOB). There were about eight girls in the club, with one constantly on stage. I Brazilian girl with...

I walked in, paid a cover, got frisked, and was approached by a dancer for a lapdance within two minutes of being in the bar. She was cute enough, so I agreed. We went...

I walked into the club, got frisked by the doorman and that ended up being the most action I got at Nikitas. I sauntered over to the bar, ordered a beer, and observed two girls...

I walked in, paid a cover, and sauntered to the bar. Where an attentive and attractive bartender offered me a frosty beverage. There was a bored person on stage, who apparently was...

Brutal. And it just keeps getting more brutal. Did I mention this place has gotten brutal? Which is sad, because I used to like this place - up to about a year ago. Since that...

This club is one of the more sleazy in La Zona Norte. The putas are generally of lower moral character than others in the surrounding area - so when in the mood for some...

Paris de Noche is an Ensenada staple; the flagship strip joint in town one might say. After walking up a small set of stairs, you enter a large room with a large stage in...

When I was a young lad, forty years ago, I grew a pair of balls and went into a Times Square strip joint. It was a time when Times Square was the vicious, nasty,...

I have generally enjoyed the Fifth Alarm over the span of three decades. Thirty years ago, it was a great divey strip joint, and over the past ten or twenty years it has been...

According to a dancer friend, Showbar got closed down in the Summer. It was supposed to reopen in October. Then, it was supposed to reopen in November. I stopped by in December, and it was closed. I...

I went to Anthonys after finding Springfield to be listless at all three clubs in town. Upon entry, the bouncer declined to charge a cover, which was different from other visits. I soon found...

I stopped in EB on a weekday afternoon, and paid the normal $5 cover. As I approached the bar, I was ignored by the bartender for a little bit until served my beer -...

I entered Mr Happy's on a weekday evening and was greeted with a demand for a seven dollar door charge. Whatever. The bartender was reasonably quick in getting my beer, but that should be...

There was nothing compelling about MGII during my last visit. I sat at the bar, was attended to fairly quickly by an above average looking bartender. I was quickly approached by a dancer, who...

I entered Centerfolds on a Monday evening to be greeted with a sign that there was a "Special Event" $10 cover charge that evening. I inquired as to why to the bouncer, who...

Five or six months ago, I grabbed a fairly cute girl, but nothing special (maybe a seven...mayyybeee...more like a six, maybe) and took for for a couple of lap dances. She upsold me...

I visit La Zona Norte about four times a year. During my first couple of visits, I rarely left the confines of the two biggest and most popular bars in the area. ...

I visited Anthony's for the first time in a couple of years on a weeknight evening. Parking is simple and safe, there was a modest cover at the door. Upon entry, I looked around...

El Dulce Gabanna is the sleeper club of the year in La Zona Norte in my book. I've been a fan for a couple of years now, ever since I met an incredible...

Chicago Club, unfortunately, is a mere shell of it's former self. It used to be one of the hottest clubs in La Zona Norte, and (even a year or two ago) did provide a good...