5th Alarm Lounge

After the holiday I thought I would take drive to the 5th just to to get out since essentially the holiday festivities were over. There were several cars in the parking lot…

I visited the Fifth Alarm twice over the past week. Once during the day, and once at night. Mostly for the fond memories of this club, which I started visiting…

Arrived around 330 in the afternoon. parked in front of the club (parking for 15 cars) with large parking across the street. enter through a metal detector but not operating…

It’s been awhile since I checked out this club to see what change. The massage table was replaced by a not so private lapdancer area with uncomfortable benches and no privacy. There…

So went as took a break on our casino trip to check out the local entertainment. It's a bit of a bike from the MGM over to the not exactly thriving area…

Went early afternoon, at least 7 girls working but most either looked like junkies or were old/fat. Beer was cold, I had a corona that was $6. Bartender had a…

I stopped by this club for the first time in quite a while, I went to the bar to buy a drink. There were only two other customers sitting at the bar.…

Stopped by this club to see what’s new. Major mistake!! Only 3 ladies working two were big women and the other was apparently ok but was busy with her regular. It…

Stopped by to see what’s new, spoke to one friendly dancer who showed me around after their remodel. I should mention that the dancer wasn’t my type and the others were busy…

have gone to this club several times wishing it would be like it was before but not this time. the club has one large dance floor with about 30 seats around…

Was in the area again and decided to stop in again and give it another chance. Got there around 1230 in the afternoon and only 2 dancers there. In the…

was in Springfield for a meeting and decided i would see if it was open. a big sign by the door says opens at 11. it was 1230 so went in,…

Over the past year the reviews for 5th alarm have been getting increasingly worse. There are very few good qualities left that made the old 5th a worth while stop. Every…

I went to the 5th Alarm this afternoon for the first time in at least 1. 5 months. It was dramatically different from what I remembered. They now have a metal detector…

I should have checked the recent reviews... My crazy friend convinced me to check it out. He said his last visit, maybe six months ago, was great. My last one was…

Brutal. And it just keeps getting more brutal. Did I mention this place has gotten brutal? Which is sad, because I used to like this place - up to about a year ago.…

I've always found someone to enjoy time with at Fifth Alarm but this afternoon trip turned out to be extra dry. Sat with my beer for about 15 to 20 min…

As a dancer who has been around 4 a while.. I used 2 luv this club.. It was like cheers with naked chiks. Between the old and new managers this place…

I have generally enjoyed the Fifth Alarm over the span of three decades. Thirty years ago, it was a great divey strip joint, and over the past ten or twenty years it…

Should have had a clue when there were only 3 cars in the parking lot. This time at least nobody fromthe homelesswas there to bother you. Walked in and right away noticed…

Heard a bunch of stuff both good and bad so I went to check it out. Brought a friend with me but there wasn't a whole lot going on. Only a few…

A friend wanted to meet me at there one day just after Xmas-- he was getting off work early. I walked in between 3-4 in the afternoon. The place was…

Been to Fifth Alarm a few times over the years. It's a hit or miss depending on the night. If you catch it on a good night you will have a fantastic…

If you are reading this, you go to these clubs for a reason. You don't want to waste your time with places that do not produce. GO HERE! At first I was disappointed and…

This was my second all time visit here. My last visit was nearly two years ago. I was passing by and even though I said I would never go again,…

I recently moved to Western Mass from Boston a few months ago for school. I read about this place previous on TUSCL, and being that there aren't really many clubs in this…

This place is usually a hit or a miss. Went the on a Friday and got there about 10, it wasn't too packed so got to sit at the bar and have…

Have been here various times but decided to review this place again. This s time there were plenty of girls but even though the quantity went up the quality wnt way down.…

By far the most mileage/$ establishment in Springfield. 50/50 mix of white and black girls, mostly middle attractive, all willing to do just about anything for a couple of bucks onstage, or…

Well, it had been over a year since I'd last been in-- and I was visiting the great pizza joint just up the street. Figured I'd check the place out, and…

This is a decent place during the day. At night, the parking is a bit scary, as homeless people come up to you and demand $. The bar setup is great though-…

On this visit I was surprisd. The location and parking lot is not very good. Since it was still early in the afternoon parking was not yet a problem. The homeless people…

The Fifth Alarm is hit or miss. More often miss than hit.<br> <br> That has been the case the past few visits. First, the parking lot. The extended Winter has seemingly…

I stop by the Fifth Alarm every once in a while when I am in the Western part of the state. Good mix of ethnicities and sizes. The women that have…

Not sure why I stopped other to check the place out. Glad I did in the afternoon nights in that area is not the place to be. Got there around 2 so…

I do not know why I keep coming back. The parking lot is scary because of the beggars on the street. The all want a buck to watch your car. Once in…

I think it had been about 6 months since I'd visited, so I decided to at least have a beer while I was close by. Not much had changed since my last visit.…

Stopped in mid-afternoon and stayed til mid-evening so got to see both shifts. I think the dancer qulity has improved with fewer heavies. Drug usage continues to be a problem with one…

I do not know why I keep returning to this club lately it keeps getting more disappointing every time. The drinks are decently priced but the music is too loud. The parking…

Visited this club for the first time. It dose not look like much fro the outside, much seedier than the two clubs down the street. Almost uncomfortable for a…

After having read the reviews for Springfield clubs and since it is a 20 minute ride from my office to Anthony's, I decided to give the 5th Alarm a shot during lunch.…

One of my friends was in town and he always likes to go to the 5th. I let him convince me to visit last weekend, and was very disappointed-- but not…

I visited this club on a Thur afternoon from 2-4. It is in a very bad part of town-urban squalor with homeless people (I think) walking through the parking lot. Parking lot…

I do not know why I keep returning to this club. Every time I am here I leave and say I will not return. This used to be one of my favorites.…

Enjoyed my visit to the 5th Alarm. As always there were a variety of dancers to view and choose from. A couple plain and chunky white girls, two attractive and personable…

As I read a prior review, I like the "one-beer hourglass" strategy here; where a poster stated that if after one beer nothing has tickled his fancy, he leaves. That's a great rule…

Went here for the first time last Sunday afternoon. Went in not expecting much...and I wasn't disappointed. The dancers were average, not one stood out to me. The dances were also average,…

This club is a crap shot. Some days you can strike gold, others sheer disappointment. The building itself is kind of rundown but they have been renovating since the summer. The biggest…

I spent several hours here Saturday afternoon, probably from 2 t0 6. Huge lineup of dancers with 8 to 9 out every 20 to 30 minute shift. It's very easy to hold…

This place really depends on the dancer(s). I've have literally been going to the Fifth Alarm (on and off) for 25 years! It has always been the biggest dive strip…

Have been here various times and it is really hit or miss. The atmosphere is not the bat or the worse. The really bad part is the neighborhood and specially the…

Went here on a Friday night. Awful parking lot, bad neighborhood. Detail cop outside and another one inside. $5 cover charge followed by a frisking. Once inside the…

The Fifth Alarm remains the same in terms of layout. The quality of the women varies. On this Friday afternoon at 5pm, there were a couple of overweight black dancers,…

Had not been here for a while but last time I said I would not return. I decided to give it one more try. There were plenty of dancers. Most of them…

There were only a couple of dancers worth looking at when I went. They all want you to go to the back of the bar for a lap dance, and are…

I would reccomend going to another club. theres 2 better clubs right down the street. I walk in and sit down no dancers on stage there over sitting drinking on the steps…

I used to go to this club often in the previous years but know not so sure I will return. The quality of the dancers has really gone downhill. There sure were…

It was about a year from my last visit. Didn't want to go but my buddy and I had the day off and he wanted to go. With all the othe…

Haven't been in the 5th Alarm in years and now I remember why. The place is cleaner, but a metal detector greets you on the way inside, not that anyone other than…

I used togo to this club very often. it is situated downtown close to other clubs owned by the same people. After I parked I was approached by beggars who wanted money…

This club is going down hill. The lap dance areas are now more private, but seem to be under the watchful eye of cameras. The quality of dancer is getting lower, and…

I walked in around 7pm, and was greeted with a $5 cover charge and a pass through a metal detector. Chunky six was giving a chair dance to a patron in the raised…

I haven't been here in a long time, but I was happy I stopped in. Looks like some renovations are going on with the exterior of the building, too bad they didn't…

Stopped by Monday afternoon about 5. It has been a long time since my last visit. Maybe 4 dancers in the place and just as many customers. The dancer on stage(I'll…

The Fifth Alarm has all new rules, just like most other clubs (commonly owned) in Springfield. The heat must be on, because lappers are now bouncer-monitored air dances. Due to this new…

The Fifth is a bit on the seedy side but that's what I love about it. In the afternoons they have 4 to 5 dancers and some can be friendly and others…

Haven't been to 5th in quite a while. Went their on a Saturday afternoon after seeing how dead the other clubs in town were. Heard from another patron that 5th was rockin'.…

I was tricked into going to this club to work by another dancer...when i first walked in it was early, few customers and dancers and just appeared to be a hole in…

I visited here late last night after driving by Club 418 down the street. ( 418 appeared to be closed, not sure what's going on. ) There seems to have…

I've had the chance to visit this club a number of times this year, and I like it. You can avoid a cover by showing up before seven, and beers are affordable.…

Place is very dark, but they had lots of dancers, all different types and ethnicities, they had a shape and size for everyone. Crowd was very mixed, some older guys in ties…

This is a pretty good club if you don't have a lot of money to spend. The bar and 4 stages are at the center of the building and you grab a…

A $5 cover awaits after 7pm. Before then it is a free to get in. Drinks are moderately priced, and for a buck the dancers will stuff their vagina in…

not a bad little club.I got some nice attention for my 1-2$ stage tips. the girls ranged from a 5 to an 8 in looks. Beer prices were reasonable and everyone was friendly. i…

Stopped by on a Thursday night and what a mistake. Had not been here for a while and will probably never go back. The place looks like it has been…

Lack of dancers may have been due to the shift change, but my trip to the Mardi Gras an hour earlier showed the same paucity of poon. We need more strippers in…

Stopped here for the first time after visiting MartiGras down the street. What a disappointment. Maybe it was my shift change timing. Got there at 7:15 on a Friday night.…

I've been a regular but sporadic visitor to the Fifth Alarm for years when working in the Springfield area. Recently the club seems to be on an upswing. Very pretty and friendly…

My last 2 Friday night visits have been especially fun thanks to the gorgeous, big titted sweetie Dolly. She's got it all going on... looks, attitude and effort. Count on regular attempts…

Lots of renovations done here, including new VIP area that is actually private. Better looking girls than previous visits but still a wide variety of tang.

As predicted in an earlier post the Mardi Gras Co now own the 5th Alarm. No real changes yet but the class of dancers has risen even slightly. Private dance…

Stopped in at about 7 PM on a Sunday and there were no (zip, nada) dancers. I had a drink and waited about a half hour. The bartender said a few dancers…

Recent changes include converting the old private dance booth into a dj booth and creating a private dance area towards the back of the joint. Pretty lively on a recent Sunday night.…

Place is dark & seedy!! Perfect!! I guess the Mardi Gras bought this place, hope to see some changes soon. There were a lot of girls there but only…

OMG, the quality of the dancer didn't change since the last time that I visit this place (this isn't ment to be a complement). Before we visited, we were hoping that…