Reviews

Walked in because I had some time to waste. I went to the bar and sat down hoping to order a beer. Which took too long, but I finally got a drink. Some half-drunk…

I visited the Fifth Alarm twice over the past week. Once during the day, and once at night. Mostly for the fond memories of this club, which I started visiting in the mid-1980s.…

I walked in on a Thursday evening around 6pm. There was a very weird vibe in the club; very uncomfortable - for a reason I still cannot put my finger upon. I walked in through…

I walked into this familiar club, that I have now visited for 35 years. I don't think the interior has changed one bit over that time. Although, it has recently had some minor…

I visit MG2 because it is the closest club to my home. It's not my least favorite club of all time, but close. The bartenders are, for the most part, inattentive. The dancers, for…

I had not been to this bar since it was renamed Crystal Blue. After reading what I felt was a pretty positive review here on TUSCL in which some dancer went to town on…

MG2 layout is pretty straightforward. You enter through a set of doors to find another set of doors. Through that second door is a bouncer, to whom you give an ID and $5.…

I stopped by Mr Happy's after making an investigatory run to a bar right around the corner that was simply awful. There were no models hanging out at the bar that is named "Models…

I keep going back to EB, in hopes it might somehow/somewhat return to it's former glory. Sadly, that's not happening. Back when EB was like chicken soup for the strip joint soul, I visited…

As I drove up to Hurricane Betty's I remembered that the last time I was here, a few years ago, I didn't like it. I wasn't sure why, but I remember embedding this club…

This is an old building that has been a strip joint for decades. My read on the business is "they don't care and they don't have to." I say this because the two…

The quality of talent was superb on a Sunday afternoon. There were a half dozen really good looking young, thin, South American chicas as well as another half dozen good looking, curvy, Brazilian MILFs.…