CtDan

Connecticut

Reviews by CtDan

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  2 years ago
  Hollywood Cabaret

  Southington, Connecticut
  Desolate shell of what a strip joint used to be

  Walked in because I had some time to waste. I went to the bar and sat down hoping to order a beer. Which took too long, but I finally got a drink. Some...
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  2 years ago

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  flunkee
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  5 years ago
  5th Alarm Lounge

  Springfield, Massachusetts
  Brutal bar way past it's hey day.

  I visited the Fifth Alarm twice over the past week. Once during the day, and once at night. Mostly for the fond memories of this club, which I started visiting in the...
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  5 years ago

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  CtDan
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  5 years ago
  Lamplighter II

  Millbury, Massachusetts
  Hideous by any measure

  I walked in on a Thursday evening around 6pm. There was a very weird vibe in the club; very uncomfortable - for a reason I still cannot put my finger upon. I walked in...
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  5 years ago

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  funtimepete
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  5 years ago
  Mr. Happy's Cafe

  Waterbury, Connecticut
  Simple diversion. Nothing spectacular, nothing bad.

  I walked into this familiar club, that I have now visited for 35 years. I don't think the interior has changed one bit over that time. Although, it has recently had some...
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  5 years ago
  Mardi Gras 2

  East Windsor, Connecticut
  Not my favorite place by any stretch

  I visit MG2 because it is the closest club to my home. It's not my least favorite club of all time, but close. The bartenders are, for the most part, inattentive. The dancers,...
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  5 years ago

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  stopsign907
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  5 years ago
  Crystal Blue Cafe

  Willimantic, Connecticut
  At the end, only one dancer. Ugh.

  I had not been to this bar since it was renamed Crystal Blue. After reading what I felt was a pretty positive review here on TUSCL in which some dancer went to town...
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  5 years ago
  Mardi Gras 2

  East Windsor, Connecticut
  Bad Mood Bouncer

  MG2 layout is pretty straightforward. You enter through a set of doors to find another set of doors. Through that second door is a bouncer, to whom you give an ID and...
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  5 years ago
  Mr. Happy's Cafe

  Waterbury, Connecticut
  Left after ten minutes thankfully

  I stopped by Mr Happy's after making an investigatory run to a bar right around the corner that was simply awful. There were no models hanging out at the bar that is named...
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  5 years ago

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  CtDan
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  5 years ago
  Electric Blue Cafe

  Tolland, Connecticut
  Nowhere near as good as it once way

  I keep going back to EB, in hopes it might somehow/somewhat return to it's former glory. Sadly, that's not happening. Back when EB was like chicken soup for the strip joint soul, I...
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  5 years ago
  Hurricane Betty's

  Worcester, Massachusetts
  Empty Club. Overbearing Bouncer. No thanks.

  As I drove up to Hurricane Betty's I remembered that the last time I was here, a few years ago, I didn't like it. I wasn't sure why, but I remember embedding this...
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  5 years ago

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  Mrstache14
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  6 years ago
  Magic Lantern

  Wilbraham, Massachusetts
  They simply don't care

  This is an old building that has been a strip joint for decades. My read on the business is "they don't care and they don't have to." I say this because the...
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  6 years ago
  Electric Blue Cafe

  Tolland, Connecticut
  Tough Sunday at EB

  The quality of talent was superb on a Sunday afternoon. There were a half dozen really good looking young, thin, South American chicas as well as another half dozen good looking, curvy, Brazilian MILFs....
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  6 years ago

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  knight_errant
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  6 years ago
  Mr. Happy's Cafe

  Waterbury, Connecticut
  The only hot dancer was spoken for

  I walked in on a Friday afternoon, and was greeted by a moderately friendly bartender who served up a brew (thank you). There were three dancers. One brunette who looked like she had been...
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  6 years ago
  Electric Blue Cafe

  Tolland, Connecticut
  Below average for the Blue

  The rating for this club is on the decline, and that is understandable. Fifteen years ago this was "the place" to go, having easily taken over as a club to go for a...
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  6 years ago

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  dv0564
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  6 years ago
  Mardi Gras 2

  East Windsor, Connecticut
  Staff laughing about busting guys in the private room

  Mardi Gras II is a very low key place, where most people just hang out. There are usually a half dozen strippers, and most are getting drunk with patrons (oftentimes favorites). This...
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  6 years ago

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  hoarker
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  6 years ago
  Wild Zebra Gentlemen's Club

  Providence, Rhode Island
  Same club from years ago

  I had visited this strip joint ten years ago, and it doesn't seem to have changed. It takes two minutes for your eyes to adjust to a very dimly lit club. To the left...
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  6 years ago

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  vajmon
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  6 years ago
  Lamplighter II

  Millbury, Massachusetts
  Closed at 12:30, then lackluster upon return

  I arrived at 12:30 on a Tuesday afternoon, based upon the premise of the giant sign in front announcing to the world the the Lamplighter II opens at noon. I was greeted by...
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  6 years ago

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  loper
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  6 years ago
  229 Centerfolds

  Worcester, Massachusetts
  Really aggressive time in the back

  After finding the door locked at 12:30 at the place down the street that opens at noon, I drove down to Centerfolds. Once my eyes adjusted upon entry, a relatively busy strip joint...
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  6 years ago
  Mickey's Valley View Pub

  Cumberland, Rhode Island
  Had a great time during my first visit to Mickey's

  After reading about this club, I finally took a drive to check it out. I arrived in the late afternoon, and found the nondescript bar in the middle of a residential neighborhood in...
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  6 years ago

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  OldWhiteGuy
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  6 years ago
  Crystal Blue Cafe

  Willimantic, Connecticut
  The definition of lethargy

  I'm not going back to Ultra Violet. There is simply no reason. It is a ridiculous strip joint. As a matter of fact, it is ridiculous to classify it as a strip joint. Based...
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  6 years ago
  Crystal Blue Cafe

  Willimantic, Connecticut
  Nobody on stage. One dancer working. Another hiding.

  Visited Ultra Violet around 6pm on a Thursday evening. It looked kind of closed from the outside, but it was, in fact, open. As I entered through the doorway, I was disappointed to...
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  7 years ago
  Mardi Gras 2

  East Windsor, Connecticut
  Busy But Lethargic

  I was in the area on a Thursday night and decided to stop by. I was shocked by the number of cars in the parking lot, and again by the number of patrons in...
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  7 years ago
  Electric Blue Cafe

  Tolland, Connecticut
  Dancer Tried To Take Advantage Of Confusing Price Structure

  Lately, it is always a crap shoot regarding the cover and lap dance entrance fee at EB. Sometimes there is a cover, sometimes not. Sometimes it is $10, sometimes it is $20 to...
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  7 years ago
  Mr. Happy's Cafe

  Waterbury, Connecticut
  Dancer thought she was a perfect ten

  I walked into Mr Happys, and was greeted with an unusual afternoon cover charge. Followed by an attentive bartender who brought me my beer. I met a fairly attractive dancer, who agreed to a LD....