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302 posts by joker44

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Lululemon's See-Through Pants Reveal Women's Secrets

I originally posted this on Yoga Pants post but it got lost among the Tainted Titty wars and other subsequent posts. Figured it was 'thought provoking' enough to stand on its own: "'It's no surprise that much of the press is…

joker44Veteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 5

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Ability to speak Klingon...Zipman we need you now

"Conservative Politician Writes Resignation In Klingon AUTHOR: RANDA MORRIS JANUARY 6, 2014 It's not all that uncommon for a politician to resign before their term is complete. Even when that representative has only been in office for a couple of months, it's…

joker44Veteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 4

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13 Christian Tips To Help Republicans Avoid Gay Flings With The New Male Intern

Hamilton Medford Now that we have boldly entered the year 2014 A.D., it means we have a new eager, bustling field of desperate interns working at our corporations. Fresh out of college, these eager beavers are smart, strapping and very…

joker44Veteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 10

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Bigfoot Found Dead in Colorado, Died of Marijuana Overdose

Haywood Bynum III+ Pastors Against Marijuana in America, Chairman Aspen, Colorado (DailyMail) – Marijuana has claimed yet another victim. Legendary American icon, Bigfoot, was found dead a few miles away from a Colorado Marijuana Shop. Shop owner David Orteese says…

joker44Veteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 7

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Is God the Original Prankster?

"Bad news bear: A Syrian bear of the kind that God sent to massacre Jewish children for insulting his baldy prophet Elisha. THE year is circa 560 to 540BC. The book is 2 Kings. The weather is apocryphal. Elisha, the hard-working…

joker44Veteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 3

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Liberal Hypocrisies Within Science, Big Bang Theory Disproves Global Warming

Yesterday, Brother shark posted this discussion: 'Ship stuck in the ice was studying global warming, haha' along with a link to that ever-reliable fount of wisdom and reality, NEWSMAX.COM. I humbly add to this foundation by posting this story from ChrisTwire.org…

joker44Veteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 17

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OT: Biblical Proof That all Americans Have Right to Bear Arms and Assault Weapon

Thanks to dallas702 for posting Detroit article from the always reliable NEWSMAX.com. Here's an article from an even more reliable source, God's word in the Bible by way of ChrisTwire.org http://christwire.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/christwirelogo3.png whose mission statement is-- "Dear friends, we are living in cruel…

joker44Veteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 15

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Canada garners dubious award but we'll still respect you in the morning

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford is the runaway winner. Talking Points Memo [TPM] "is pleased to announce the winners of the Seventh Annual Golden Dukes recognizing the year's best purveyors of public corruption, outlandish behavior and The Crazy. The awards are named in…

joker44Veteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1

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bangorrhea!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Urban Dictionary: 1) Overusing exclamation points in a vain and failing attempt to make your writing sound more exciting. Trying to put more "bang" in your prose, but looking instead like you have exclamation point diarrhea. "Checking in with a bad…

joker44Veteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 4

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For a really good time: Go to Heaven Not Russia

Why go to the expense of traveling to St. Peterburg, Russia to be scammed by Petersburg BOB when you can legally fuck all the women you want in Germany's FKK clubs. Interested then read StripClubHounds recent report here: http://stripclubhound.blogspot.com/2013/11/my-trip-to-heaven.html Excerpts: "My trip to…

joker44Veteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 6 1

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Cornhusker Clusterfuck

Republican small government at work for you. From the Kansas City Star: http://www.kansascity.com/2013/11/29/4657868/nebraska-strip-club-must-install.html Nebraska strip club must install exterior windows, paint over them November 29 LINCOLN, Neb. — The owner of a downtown Lincoln strip club and bar must put exterior windows on his…

joker44Veteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 14

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What's your favorite "ism"?

In another recent post @Shadowcat posted an Obamacare/ACA joke. and @georgmicrodong posted this response: "Actually, the ACA is as much.fascist as socialist, if not more so. Fascism, more than socialism, has been the dominant trend in this country for a while…

joker44Veteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 31

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To Tootsie's Cabaret, Miami FL -- He's yours; RETURNS NOT ACCEPTED

STARGAZING Former Chief Larry Johnson is now a DJ at Miami strip club Tootsie's Cabaret October 7 BY LISA GUTIERREZ The Kansas City Star Been wondering what Larry Johnson is up to these days? Well, wonder no more. TMZ reports that the former Chiefs running…

joker44Veteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 4

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SC "Review" GuaRANTeed To Bring a chUCKle!!!

I flagged this review as shill, best choice available, though as a shill it's laughable. {Kudos!(really) to Founder for adding new choices to flag "reason" list} Link: https://www.tuscl.net/rev.php?M=C&RID=193050 No other comments from me are needed: "Clubs Reviewed: 1 Total Reviews: 1 Monroe's 1000 N Congress…

joker44Veteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 13

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"And Now For Something Completely Different"

Taking a break from the endless “troll” discussions. Just a note to newer members about two other strip club related resources. Older members have seen these sites mentioned here in the past. http://petertips.blogspot.com/ “Peter”…

joker44Veteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 8

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Show Me State Showdown: Nudity or Not?

Tomorrow, September 7th the Missouri Supreme Court will hear oral arguments in an appeal of the state's adult entertainment law, popularly known as the MO Strip Club Law, although it includes other adult oriented businesses such as bookstores. In the absence…

joker44Veteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 11

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Adult Industry Prepares For 2012 GOP Convention

From Huffington Post TAMPA, Fla. -- Following an extensive remodel, the Penthouse Club in Tampa, Fla., is finally ready for next summer's Republican National Convention. Club operator DeWayne Levesque has installed two secluded VIP sections, which he hopes will help his…

joker44Veteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 1

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What if you could see what your friends look like naked?

"Easily make ANY picture a nude picture in minutes! What if you could see what your friends look like naked? See It All FalseFlesh is a revolutionary graphic design program that creates REALISTIC nude approximations from existing photographs. In minutes transform…

joker44Veteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 8

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Snorkel Gear Required? Newbie review of closed SC?

Review of Shotgun Geniez • Hamburg, Iowa by cubbieguy, member since July, 2011 and his first review. Here's the link: http://www.tuscl.net/d2.php?DID=3035 Unfortunately, the two prior reviews mention the potential flooding of Hamburg and the closing of the club in JUNE! As…

joker44Veteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 1 5

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Porn star/beauty queen from Kansas auctions gown for Joplin

Kelli McCarty: Porn star with a heart of gold. Kelli won Miss USA in 1991 while she was a student at Wichita State University. The pageant, hosted by Dick Clark, was held in Wichita that year and Kelli became only the…

joker44Veteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 1

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Tricky...again

Sorry tusclers, here's the link: http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704681904576313243579677316.html

joker44Veteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 2 1

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The Tricky Chemistry of Attraction Taking Birth-Control Pills May Mask the Signa

Link below is to an article appearing in the WJS earlier this month exploring the possible link between females using hormonal types of birth control and types of men women are attracted to during various stages of their menstrual cycle.…

joker44Veteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 2

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Discounted Sex

Borders Books & Music is having going out of business sale. Stopped by today to search for bargains. Spotted this sign hung on shelf in Psychology / Self Help section: …

joker44Veteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 1 7

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Full Nudity Returns to MO SC....Briefly

Last Friday & Saturday Night full nudity made a brief but welcome reappearance at KC's Bazookas Showgirls as part of their special Frivolitease presentation. Frivolitease was a Vegas-style showgirl review of the history of the art of striptease and burlesque. Sounds…

joker44Veteran Reviewer15 yrs ago 1 3

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Shaved, Trimmed Strip, Natural Patch, or Full & Natural??

" A thousand kisses to your neck, your breasts, and lower down, much lower down, that little black forest I love so well" Napoleon in a love letter to Josephine Do you prefer: 1. Clean shaven 2. Close trimmed strip, such as landing strip…

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