Full Nudity Returns to MO SC....Briefly

Last Friday & Saturday Night full nudity made a brief but welcome reappearance at KC's Bazookas Showgirls as part of their special Frivolitease presentation. Frivolitease was a Vegas-style showgirl review of the history of the art of striptease and burlesque. Sounds hokey or boring; turned out to be anything but that. Six dancers had practiced weekly for the last several months and it showed. Moreover, props and stage sets were professionally done. The normally quiet and staid crowd erupted into cheers and applause throughout. AND because each routine was prefaced by a spoken introduction highlighting its place in the history of “showing it” and the show was a review of an accepted American art form, dancers were “exempt” from the new sc law restrictions!!! Perfect example -- full nudity during the sensuous strip and fan dance. The whole show lasted about 90 minutes. Some memorable sets: a Marilyn Monroe look-a-like in sexy form fitting white dress took it off while drinking champaigne & dancing to “Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend” Even better would have been the classic M pose trying to hold down a white skirt being blown upwards to reveal her white panties [or nothing at all! lol]. Another: Two dancers and a male doing classic sexual comedy vaudeville routine with simulated b/g and g/g sex. Flashdance routine complete with energetic dancing, strobe lights, and culminating in water spraying onto dancer making white form-fitting one-piece completely see-through. A six dancer routine using six chairs as props and featuring coordinated moves, strip, and lots of g/g action. The finale involved two long white pieces of fabric suspended from the ceiling over the patrons' area directly in front of the stage. A dancer climbed up to the ceiling and performed splits and other moves using the two pieces of fabric as support. Finally, she hung upside down and slide down the fabric to flip right-side up before reaching the floor. For the “artless” “just give me extras” crowd here rest assured the six dancers not in the show were available for LDs & VIPs during the show but I didn't see anyone take advantage. Some frat boys showed up halfway thru the show and their surprised faces said “WTF.” As MasterCard would say “Priceless.” AND DID I MENTION FULL NUDITY... Another small victory over Matt “I faint at the sight of a bare nipple” Bartle. No announced plans to repeat but judging by the reaction, BZ will. Afterward the dancers were all excited about the perfomance, one saying this was much more difficult and exciting than doing a regular stage dance. Their excitement came thru in their performances; no dull, zombie-like routines here.