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motorhead

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928 posts by motorhead

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Do You Still Carry a Wallet?

I have a phone case that holds my DL, a debit card and a credit card. No cash. The future is now.

motorheadElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 26

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Should a Guy Named Jim Bob Cooter be Allowed to Coach in DEE-Troit?

Today, the Detroit Lions named Jim Bob Cooter as their new offensive co-ordinator. Let's all pray for his safety as he drives the General Lee thru the Big D.

motorheadElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 12

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Look For the Union Label

A dedicated UPS union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and, as you would expect, decided to check out the local brothels nearby. When he got to the first one, he asked the madame, "Is this a union…

motorheadElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 6

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Tom Brady Wants to Play 10 More Years

A few TUSCLers just got a massive erection

motorheadElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 8

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Best Catch in the History of Football?

Did y'all see this? http://youtu.be/RDzfvVwJ1qI

motorheadElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 11

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Lots Going On

No time for strip clubs. Great time of the year. College and NFL in full swing. NHL just started. Baseball playoffs. NBA pre-season. WNBA finals. Golf President's Cup. And tonight Season 6…

motorheadElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 9

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Hurricane Joaquin

Forecasters are saying Hurricane Joaquin could bring 'historic' rainfall amounts to the Carolinas. 18 to 20 inches. Holy shit. That's would nearly be as big as my dick.

motorheadElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 2

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Coincidental Thread Titles

I've noticed one can often make a funny connection between two different discussion topic titles. For example - today.... "Flying Fish" and "Running Water on Mars" How cool would that be?

motorheadElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 3 2

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Good Advice

http://youtu.be/rRLP7r6OuYE

motorheadElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 5

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Negotiating With EX-Strippers

Is is still okay to ask for sexual favors from an ex-favorite who hasn't danced in 3 years? She texted me and told me her electric was about to be shut off. I feel guilty about asking…

motorheadElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 28

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Jerickson Found Alive and Well Eating All the Waffles at Costco and a Punching O

Jerickson hasn't posted in awhile. But here he is. There's even a selfie. http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-costco-shopper-78-punched-in-fight-over-free-nutella-waffle-sample-20150921-story.html

motorheadElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 4

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RIP: Yogi Berra

"When you come to a fork in the road, take it"

motorheadElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 9

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Happy Birthday!!!....Bueller.....Bueller.....anyone?

Did you know September 16 is the most common date for a birthday Certainly one of you PL's out there must be celebrating a birthday today !!!!

motorheadElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 5

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Breaking News: Miss America said Tom Brady Cheated

There ya go Final Anwer http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/miss-america-takes-crown-thanks-to-declaring-that-tom-b-1730462876

motorheadElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 9

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DATY When Aunt Flo is Visiting

I have an OTC encounter scheduled tomorrow but she texted me tonight saying her period is bad. It could just be an excuse but she doesn't wanna cancel. DATY is a big part of it for me.…

motorheadElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 24

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Memory Fail

Does something ever spark a distant memory but then you can't a name. But then it bothers you. So help me please. What's the name of the poster from several years ago. Older guy. I…

motorheadElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 3 5

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If there was a parallel Universe....

....and Al Davis had owned the Patriots instead of the Raiders, his slogan would be "Just Cheat Baby"

motorheadElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 9

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I Hate Tennis...but Damn, Chris Evert is Still Fine

Flipped over to ESPN and saw Chris Evert. She's 60 yo. Will be 61 in two months. Damn. How is she still so hot. Did she have a boob job. Def bigger than when she played.

motorheadElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 14

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News Flash

Tom Brady just signed an endorsement deal with Ashley Madison

motorheadElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 12

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Shadowcat's Videos

He's posted some rather bizarre videos over the years. Ever wonder how he even finds them. What da hell is he Googling?

motorheadElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 6

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Denali

Best conspiracy theory I've heard all week "Denali" means "black power" in Kenyan Let's just hope I can still buy a Big Mac next week.

motorheadElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 12

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Vanna White

I don't watch "The Wheel of Fortune". But I do watch "Jeopardy" most evenings. So when I tune in to Jeopardy I see the last minute of The Wheel Vanna has been on for 33 years and is 58…

motorheadElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 18

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Dancer Conversation

I asked a dancer if she poops at work. She said "Yes, for the right amount of money"

motorheadElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 7

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Dachshund System at the Baseball Game

The ball girl was kinda hot http://youtu.be/tRrib8eMFQA

motorheadElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 4

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Missing Clubber

Where's Clubber been? I thought he might have just been on summer vacation but it's been awhile now. i miss him.

motorheadElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 6
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