I stopped by this club at...

I stopped by this club at 3 on a Saturday afternoon for a beer and to check it out. The outside really needs a new paint job, it looks very rundown. An omen of things to come. This is probably the most dimly lit club of any kind I've ever been to. Even after my eyes adjusted to the dark it was hard to see anything very well. I don't usually mind paying $6 for a beer at a strip club but this time I wish I had not. There were three dancers working; one with fake boobs and a giant belly, one who had apparently given birth to a child very recently, and a singular cutie with a nice face, a great backside but nothing to fill out her bikini top. I would have gotten a dance from her but the other 15 or so guys in the bar had the same idea. I finished my beer and left. I have no plans on returning to this club even it's the only one for miles around.