Comments by Fibber

1) No DJ's - i like the music server id - though no song shorter than 3 minutes and none longer than 5 (have to be fair to the girls) 2) Alternative start charging lapdance area for time and not songs - ie 10 minute, 20 minute, 30 minute then no one cares if you play Freebird. 3) No smoking in the club by anyone (mostly so i can go home and not have smelly clothes to alert the wife) 4) No dancer perfume (same reason)

one of the reasons i cannot do local strip clubs - instant recognition by the wife from the cigarette smell Hence the few reviews i leave when i do get out of town

i take almost the opposite approach - I eliminate lots of dancers by their stage presense. Attitude is everything - if they are going through the motions on stage I don't care how hot they are or nice they are if they sit with you, chances are just too good for a lousy lap dance.

well about 20 years ago or so (before I even heard of lapdances) at Goodguys in DC there was a "real" dancer who could ballet or tap dance - and she kept a pair of tap shoes with her so if anyone played country music we were treated to a naked tap dance. So while i am not a country fan, "The Gambler" by Kenny Rogers does bring back some fond memories.

north side of baltimore gentlemens gold club players club forget VA - nothing but pasties, and only one club i know of with any ld at all DC is stage only, but most are nude - Camelot has the best looking women

agree on volume, volume and volume some clubs dont have hot water in the men's room - stupid attempt to hire / retain dancers that want to be there - attitude is everything, more so even than a "9" in looks (put another way a 6 or 7 who really has a great attitude is far better than a drop dead gorgeous woman who has no social skills and thinks her s doesn't stink) same as above for waitresses - hire women who don't mind working in strip clubs as opposed to those that just need a job. - Oh and if they want to flash us (or we can convince em to)let em

easy in a stage dance only club in DC I was sitting at the stage where i will always tip - usually $1 a song. On comes a stripper who had to have had her boobs done within the past two days - i look up and all i see is stitches and ooze. I refused to tip her (or even look back up) even when she was pounding her feet right in front of me to get my attention.

As stated - too many stories to generalize dancers Stage - $1 only - rarely 2 though i have been in the habit lately of giving a dancer i am sitting with the dollar to tip the stage dancer to see how both act when that happens - and of course give a dollar to the one i am sitting with on her return. I too have tried $5 in the past - did not get me a thing. Lapdance - 2 way. VIP anything and mostly disappointed these days so dont go for that kind of dollar in the clubs anymore. Drinks - sometimes - money better spent on a LD Clubs is a tough one. Big clubs - Cheetahs Spearmint Rhino kind of places - only if i am with 2 or 3 buddies. any more than that no room for us. Then the eye candy stage tipping and probably one dance i will get is ok. If solo i like the smaller clubs which tend to have less pretty dancers but they are more than likely really desiring to get you off on a LD without a lot of negotiations. So a dancer at a small club probably going to earn more money from me than one at a larger upscale club,

i always try to give my dancer all of my attention - look her in the eyes and try and develop some sort of chemistry between us. However, on my way in or out or if I have chosen poorly to begin with and not getin any response from my current dancer, my eye will definately wander, Always be on the lookout for the the "best" dancer in the club, but dont let it really distract you from your current task at hand (pun intended)

ok now i need to know where evilcyn works if she is getting that good of a review here

I went to PP a few times when i was in Memphis on business even had the luck to be seated at the stage one night for the lesbian show where one of the ladies threw her legs over my shoulders so i had the BEST seat in the house, though the crush of people behind me almost broke my back I have not been back since PP closed - if i do get back what is the new spot?