Reviews

After a long absence, I thought I'd stop back in and see if there had been any positive developments. When this club was at its best (the first few months after it opened, probably…

This is definitely the MILF-iest club in Dallas. If a dancer tells you she's working to pay for college, she's talking about her daughter's tuition. But at least the girls here take their…

Finally made the pilgrimage to see if the tales were true. I can report that they are.

This is not to say that I think it is the greatest place on Earth, bar none.…

I never miss this place when I find myself in Manhattan. The talent rarely disappoints, particularly if your tastes trend toward the exotic, as it's rare to find an American among the dancers.…

This place definitely remains the place to beat in the DFW area, but it's very high ranking nationally seems a bit generous to me. I suppose it's what you're looking for. If it's…

Ultra-hot chicks, full contact dances.

In the end, that's all you really need to know, and all the club needs to survive, clearly, because it honestly has little else going for it.

Privacy? Zero. There…

Not really sure why this place exists, to be frank. It's a sister club of Flashdancers, which is only a ten minute (brisk NYC standards) walk away, and it's such a distant second to…

This place is almost directly across the street from Mons Venus and I typically bounce back and forth between the two on the rare occasions I'm back in my old hometown of Tampa, a feat…

I'll still give this place a shot from time to time, but usually leave wishing I hadn't. I'll start with the good part--the rather secluded dance area is the best you'll find in the…

Talent is definitely on the MILF-ier end of the stripper spectrum, but there's no denying that there are some beauties here. And while the Lodge is definitely not the Dallas club best known for…

It's the fast food restaurant of strip clubs. You're unlikely to have the meal of your life here, but it's always tasty. The average dancer here is the moderately hotter than average girl…

I'm finally done with this place. I've given MC every opportunity to turn it around, repeatedly letting unfounded optimism lead me to their door, thinking, "Maybe it will be good tonight," and afterwards always…