The top of the food chain

This is the quintessential strip club, the fullest expression of both what is great and what is awful about them. It is exactly the type of place that should exist only in Las Vegas, where one can forgive oneself for doing stupid things because Las Vegas is, and should be--both literally and figuratively--another world separate from our "normal" lives.

We'll start with the positive. Note the singular, but it's arguably the most important characteristic of a great strip club: the dancers are the hottest in the country. If you like the kind of stripper that appears in music videos, this is as good as it gets. If you like girl next door types you'll be shit out of luck, but then the question becomes, why are you in a Las Vegas strip club? The Rhino is populated by Gingers, not Mary Anns.

That's a Gilligan's Island reference for those unfortunate readers who have never watched Gilligan's Island.