Dis-Lodged from greatness

I'm starting to lose faith. I'll be honest. The energy is out of this club like an iPhone after two days of camping. It used to be hard to pick a girl here, and now it's hard to pick in an entirely different way. There are 40-something year old women here who look like it, and if you see a 20-something girl in there, it's likely her daughter there to drop off a change of clothes or something. Young girls don't work here.

And I get that this dynamic is attractive to some punters, as you don't strip for over a decade without crossing a few lines that a young girl might not. But middle-aged women simply are not what I look for in a stripper. These are hot MILF's, I'll grant you, at least in terms of the general American populace, which is a low bar. They might even be the better looking girls at a party or event. But if you grew up on Playboy magazine, you like them 18-30, not 35 to menopause.

Positives? It's a nice space, for sure, as long as you don't mind a LOT of taxidermy. It's definitely the "upscale" club in Dallas, but it's a dim shadow of what it once was, though that is true of the Dallas SC scene in general, and, I suppose, that is just a microcosm of the American dynamic. The breed of hot girl that was a stripper ten to twenty years ago is a sugar baby now. The type of girl that Motley Crue wrote about is in a new line of work.