Talent is definitely on the MILF-ier...

Talent is definitely on the MILF-ier end of the stripper spectrum, but there's no denying that there are some beauties here. And while the Lodge is definitely not the Dallas club best known for extras, simple logic would suggest you don't dance topless until age thirty-two unless you've smoothed out a few of the rough edges of your stripper chastity. It would appear that the main floor is pretty well free of any significant shenanigans, but (while I have no personal experience in this regard) I suspect that you'll get return on investment in the VIP areas with the right girl.

The club itself provides the best aesthetic experience in Dallas, ably mimicking a hunting lodge within the featureless steel-frame warehouse structure you find in volume in the area. As an animal lover, I could be satisfied with only a few dozen stuffed carcasses on the walls, but this place is just dripping with animal mounts. There might be a hundred. If there were slasher flicks made for caribou, the Lodge would be the building the lone survivor would stumble into at the end of the movie.

There is, nonetheless, an air of sophistication in this place you won't find with the competition, which can be good or bad depending upon your mood. Recommended.