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125 reviews by pedrothe

Mons Venus

Tampa, FL

There's no place like it in...

8.7/10

There's no place like it in the United States, and no true strip club enthusiast should miss it. It might not become your favorite--the main gripes are 1) no alcohol and 2) no private…

pedrothepedrotheElite Reviewer· 12 yrs ago

Men's Club Of Dallas

Dallas, TX

Cynicism (while practical) is an unattractive...

7.3/10

Cynicism (while practical) is an unattractive trait, so I just try to keep on believing in this place despite all reasons not to. I think it's because I remember when this club was awesome,…

pedrothepedrotheElite Reviewer· 12 yrs ago 2

Baby Dolls

Dallas, TX

When every other place lets you...

8.3/10

When every other place lets you down, Baby Dolls are the arms you keep running back to. I actually find it a bit humorous when the facility itself is described as glamorous because physically…

pedrothepedrotheElite Reviewer· 12 yrs ago 2

The Lodge

Dallas, TX

The Lodge, it seems to me,...

8.0/10

The Lodge, it seems to me, is a bit different than most of the other clubs in the area, and this makes it either better or worse depending upon your perspective. And while it's…

pedrothepedrotheElite Reviewer· 12 yrs ago 2

Silver City Cabaret

Dallas, TX

Every once in a while I'll...

7.3/10

Every once in a while I'll give this place another shot and then wonder why I did. I'll try to soften my comments by prefacing all statements with the disclaimer that it could just…

pedrothepedrotheElite Reviewer· 12 yrs ago 1

The Lodge

Dallas, TX

This is the spot in Dallas...

8.3/10

This is the spot in Dallas for folks who like their strippers to look like strippers; that is, glamorous, artificially enhanced, the Playboy/bikini model aesthetic. Not too many girl next door types here, but…

pedrothepedrotheElite Reviewer· 12 yrs ago 3

Baby Dolls

Dallas, TX

This place used to be a...

7.7/10

This place used to be a can't miss for me--by that, I mean that I always found at least one girl that was the kind of hot I feel merits a lap dance. And…

pedrothepedrotheElite Reviewer· 13 yrs ago 2

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, NY

Lots of good and a fair...

7.7/10

Lots of good and a fair amount of not-so-good here, but let's start with the main positive--the girls are first rate. If you want to feel good about the American immigration policy, this is…

pedrothepedrotheElite Reviewer· 13 yrs ago 2

Spearmint Rhino

Dallas, TX

I'm just not feeling this place...

6.7/10

I'm just not feeling this place anymore. I should be more clear--though the overall quality of talent, IMO, has dipped precipitously from its peak, all it takes is one girl to make the night…

pedrothepedrotheElite Reviewer· 13 yrs ago 4

Tilac's

Bangkok

This isn't technically a strip club...

9.0/10

This isn't technically a strip club of course--there are really no "lap dances," though I suppose they'd be available in some degree if requested. These aren't dancers. These are working girls. As far as…

pedrothepedrotheElite Reviewer· 13 yrs ago

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, FL

Kind of a claustrophobic room, not...

7.7/10

Kind of a claustrophobic room, not a heck of a lot of room to stand/sit if it's crowded, and the low-ish ceilings add to the sardine can vibe. Like MV across the street, no…

pedrothepedrotheElite Reviewer· 13 yrs ago 1

Spearmint Rhino

Dallas, TX

I tend to hit this place...

8.3/10

I tend to hit this place if there's a PPV fight I want to see, as they usually have the big UFC and boxing events, and typically there is at least one TV upstairs that…

pedrothepedrotheElite Reviewer· 13 yrs ago

Men's Club Of Dallas

Dallas, TX

I've said it before and I'll...

7.0/10

I've said it before and I'll say it again--this place is the definition of unrealized potential. There are some hot dancers here, but you will rarely see three in the club at one time.…

pedrothepedrotheElite Reviewer· 13 yrs ago 1

Baby Dolls

Dallas, TX

Baby Dolls is a really good...

8.3/10

Baby Dolls is a really good strip club which becomes a great one when considering bang for buck. Three dollar cover. That alone deserves applause. Free valet (tip well, of course, but…

pedrothepedrotheElite Reviewer· 14 yrs ago 3

The Lodge

Dallas, TX

I have a feeling this could...

7.7/10

I have a feeling this could be a great place if you had 1) a VIP membership and 2) a reliable and gorgeous girl. They do exist here, but often you'll just catch a…

pedrothepedrotheElite Reviewer· 14 yrs ago 2

Silver City Cabaret

Dallas, TX

This is the "arena football league"...

6.3/10

This is the "arena football league" strip club of Dallas, in my opinion. There's some talent here, and maybe even a few who were once great (stripper equivalent of Terrell Owens) but whose best…

pedrothepedrotheElite Reviewer· 14 yrs ago 1

Spearmint Rhino

Dallas, TX

This place isn't on my usual...

7.3/10

This place isn't on my usual rotation but I gave it a shot last night, in part to catch the UFC fight on pay per view. The club itself is quite nice, with a…

pedrothepedrotheElite Reviewer· 14 yrs ago 3

Men's Club Of Dallas

Dallas, TX

There's one major problem with this...

7.7/10

There's one major problem with this place, and that's that it's the definition of "hit and miss." And I'm not just talking about finding a girl you like, but finding one, period. My…

pedrothepedrotheElite Reviewer· 14 yrs ago 3

Baby Dolls

Dallas, TX

I've always been the first to...

8.3/10

I've always been the first to report when dancer quality diminishes, so don't let it be said I'm unfair when I report I was pleasantly surprised on my most recent visit. Of course it's…

pedrothepedrotheElite Reviewer· 14 yrs ago 1

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, NY

Let me preface all statements by...

7.3/10

Let me preface all statements by stressing that this review relates only to my most recent visit. I have been a patron of this establishment for fifteen years by now, though I moved away…

pedrothepedrotheElite Reviewer· 14 yrs ago 2

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, FL

Mons Venus' slightly less attractive (and...

7.7/10

Mons Venus' slightly less attractive (and thus correspondingly more slutty) sister. If you can only go to one, Mons is the right choice in my opinion, but a bit of human Frogger (the 1980's…

pedrothepedrotheElite Reviewer· 15 yrs ago 2

Mons Venus

Tampa, FL

If you're ever feeling frustrated with...

8.7/10

If you're ever feeling frustrated with the country, think of Mons. The place has been under attack by the religious crusaders since I was a teenager, and I'm pushing forty now. Yet it…

pedrothepedrotheElite Reviewer· 15 yrs ago 3

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

With all the great things to...

9.3/10

With all the great things to do in Vegas this is a place I visit on every trip. I won't miss it. The girls are just that good, as is the potential for…

pedrothepedrotheElite Reviewer· 15 yrs ago 2

Spearmint Rhino

Dallas, TX

I'm just not feeling this place...

6.3/10

I'm just not feeling this place the way I used to. It all starts with the talent, at least for me it does. If the girls aren't smoking hot, I'm not particularly interested…

pedrothepedrotheElite Reviewer· 15 yrs ago 2

The Lodge

Dallas, TX

This place remains the finest physical...

7.0/10

This place remains the finest physical facility of all DFW clubs in my opinion, and I know many others agree. It really does mimic an old hunting lodge quite well, which is a nice…

pedrothepedrotheElite Reviewer· 15 yrs ago 2
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