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published 11 yrs ago
It's the quality of the talent...
reviewed by
pedrothe

8.0

It's the quality of the talent that makes this place special to me--you actually get "beautiful" girls here. Most of what is considered "hot" in United States strip clubs is an average looking girl…

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published 11 yrs ago
There's no place like it in...
reviewed by
pedrothe

8.7

There's no place like it in the United States, and no true strip club enthusiast should miss it. It might not become your favorite--the main gripes are 1) no alcohol and 2) no private…

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published 11 yrs ago
Cynicism (while practical) is an unattractive...
reviewed by
pedrothe

7.3

Cynicism (while practical) is an unattractive trait, so I just try to keep on believing in this place despite all reasons not to. I think it's because I remember when this club was awesome,…

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published 11 yrs ago
When every other place lets you...
reviewed by
pedrothe

8.3

When every other place lets you down, Baby Dolls are the arms you keep running back to. I actually find it a bit humorous when the facility itself is described as glamorous because physically…

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published 11 yrs ago
The Lodge, it seems to me,...
reviewed by
pedrothe

8.0

The Lodge, it seems to me, is a bit different than most of the other clubs in the area, and this makes it either better or worse depending upon your perspective. And while it's…

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published 11 yrs ago
Every once in a while I'll...
reviewed by
pedrothe

7.3

Every once in a while I'll give this place another shot and then wonder why I did. I'll try to soften my comments by prefacing all statements with the disclaimer that it could just…

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published 11 yrs ago
This is the spot in Dallas...
reviewed by
pedrothe

8.3

This is the spot in Dallas for folks who like their strippers to look like strippers; that is, glamorous, artificially enhanced, the Playboy/bikini model aesthetic. Not too many girl next door types here, but…

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published 12 yrs ago
This place used to be a...
reviewed by
pedrothe

7.7

This place used to be a can't miss for me--by that, I mean that I always found at least one girl that was the kind of hot I feel merits a lap dance. And…

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published 12 yrs ago
Lots of good and a fair...
reviewed by
pedrothe

7.7

Lots of good and a fair amount of not-so-good here, but let's start with the main positive--the girls are first rate. If you want to feel good about the American immigration policy, this is…

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published 12 yrs ago
I'm just not feeling this place...
reviewed by
pedrothe

6.7

I'm just not feeling this place anymore. I should be more clear--though the overall quality of talent, IMO, has dipped precipitously from its peak, all it takes is one girl to make the night…

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published 12 yrs ago
This isn't technically a strip club...
reviewed by
pedrothe

9.0

This isn't technically a strip club of course--there are really no "lap dances," though I suppose they'd be available in some degree if requested. These aren't dancers. These are working girls.

As far as…

review
published 12 yrs ago
Kind of a claustrophobic room, not...
reviewed by
pedrothe

7.7

Kind of a claustrophobic room, not a heck of a lot of room to stand/sit if it's crowded, and the low-ish ceilings add to the sardine can vibe. Like MV across the street, no…