Reviews

I tend to hit this place if there's a PPV fight I want to see, as they usually have the big UFC and boxing events, and typically there is at least one TV upstairs that…

I've said it before and I'll say it again--this place is the definition of unrealized potential. There are some hot dancers here, but you will rarely see three in the club at one time.…

Baby Dolls is a really good strip club which becomes a great one when considering bang for buck. Three dollar cover. That alone deserves applause. Free valet (tip well, of course, but…

I have a feeling this could be a great place if you had 1) a VIP membership and 2) a reliable and gorgeous girl. They do exist here, but often you'll just catch a…

This is the "arena football league" strip club of Dallas, in my opinion. There's some talent here, and maybe even a few who were once great (stripper equivalent of Terrell Owens) but whose best…

This place isn't on my usual rotation but I gave it a shot last night, in part to catch the UFC fight on pay per view. The club itself is quite nice, with a…

There's one major problem with this place, and that's that it's the definition of "hit and miss." And I'm not just talking about finding a girl you like, but finding one, period. My…

I've always been the first to report when dancer quality diminishes, so don't let it be said I'm unfair when I report I was pleasantly surprised on my most recent visit. Of course it's…

Let me preface all statements by stressing that this review relates only to my most recent visit. I have been a patron of this establishment for fifteen years by now, though I moved away…

Mons Venus' slightly less attractive (and thus correspondingly more slutty) sister. If you can only go to one, Mons is the right choice in my opinion, but a bit of human Frogger (the 1980's…

If you're ever feeling frustrated with the country, think of Mons. The place has been under attack by the religious crusaders since I was a teenager, and I'm pushing forty now. Yet it…

With all the great things to do in Vegas this is a place I visit on every trip. I won't miss it. The girls are just that good, as is the potential for…