Reviews

Saturdays are couples night, or at least some of them are (but I think it's all), and the presence of civilian women changes the vibe of the place in a way I, personally, consider to…

9 yrs ago1

Baby Dolls

Dallas, TX

Best in DFW by default

I suppose it comes down to your own personal frame of reference. I see BDD as a shadow of its former self, but that doesn't mean that others won't legitimately find it to be…

9 yrs ago3

The Lodge

Dallas, TX

Dis-Lodged from greatness

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I'm starting to lose faith. I'll be honest. The energy is out of this club like an iPhone after two days of camping. It used to be hard to pick a girl…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, NY

Annual Flash trip

I first came to this club about twenty years ago, and it's remarkable how little it's changed. Lots of beautiful/sexy women, nearly all of them born outside the United States--no wall to keep these…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, NY

A true melting pot

Put the Statue of Liberty in a spandex dress and a thong and you'd have a great mascot for Flashdancers. Send us your young, your hot, your busty hardbodies yearning to grind free.…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, ON

Did not rock my world this visit

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I entered the establishment expecting to be very impressed. Generally "super-hot and Russian" are tidings of good things to come, and that had been an expectation built by those who described it to me.…

10 yrs ago1

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

The top of the food chain

This is the quintessential strip club, the fullest expression of both what is great and what is awful about them. It is exactly the type of place that should exist only in Las Vegas,…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, TX

On a cold streak...

Perhaps it is because I grew up with Playboy magazine and 1980's heavy metal videos forming my personal ideal stripper aesthetic that I'm often disappointed with this place. The girl next door thing is…

Spearmint Rhino

Dallas, TX

Still hit and (mostly) miss

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

After a long absence, I thought I'd stop back in and see if there had been any positive developments. When this club was at its best (the first few months after it opened, probably…

11 yrs ago2

The Lodge

Dallas, TX

This is definitely the MILF-iest club...

This is definitely the MILF-iest club in Dallas. If a dancer tells you she's working to pay for college, she's talking about her daughter's tuition. But at least the girls here take their…

11 yrs ago1

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, BC

Finally made the pilgrimage to see...

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

Finally made the pilgrimage to see if the tales were true. I can report that they are. This is not to say that I think it is the greatest place on Earth, bar none.…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, NY

I never miss this place when...

I never miss this place when I find myself in Manhattan. The talent rarely disappoints, particularly if your tastes trend toward the exotic, as it's rare to find an American among the dancers.…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, TX

This place definitely remains the place...

This place definitely remains the place to beat in the DFW area, but it's very high ranking nationally seems a bit generous to me. I suppose it's what you're looking for. If it's…

Mons Venus

Tampa, FL

Ultra-hot chicks, full contact dances. In the...

Ultra-hot chicks, full contact dances. In the end, that's all you really need to know, and all the club needs to survive, clearly, because it honestly has little else going for it. Privacy? Zero. There…

Private Eyes

New York, NY

Not really sure why this place...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Not really sure why this place exists, to be frank. It's a sister club of Flashdancers, which is only a ten minute (brisk NYC standards) walk away, and it's such a distant second to…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, FL

This place is almost directly across...

This place is almost directly across the street from Mons Venus and I typically bounce back and forth between the two on the rare occasions I'm back in my old hometown of Tampa, a feat…

11 yrs ago1

Spearmint Rhino

Dallas, TX

I'll still give this place a...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I'll still give this place a shot from time to time, but usually leave wishing I hadn't. I'll start with the good part--the rather secluded dance area is the best you'll find in the…

The Lodge

Dallas, TX

Talent is definitely on the MILF-ier...

Talent is definitely on the MILF-ier end of the stripper spectrum, but there's no denying that there are some beauties here. And while the Lodge is definitely not the Dallas club best known for…

11 yrs ago1

Baby Dolls

Dallas, TX

It's the fast food restaurant of...

It's the fast food restaurant of strip clubs. You're unlikely to have the meal of your life here, but it's always tasty. The average dancer here is the moderately hotter than average girl…

12 yrs ago

Men's Club Of Dallas

Dallas, TX

I'm finally done with this place....

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I'm finally done with this place. I've given MC every opportunity to turn it around, repeatedly letting unfounded optimism lead me to their door, thinking, "Maybe it will be good tonight," and afterwards always…

12 yrs ago1

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, NY

It's the quality of the talent...