Reviews by pedrothe

I generally visit three clubs on NW Hwy, all within a few miles of each other: Baby Dolls, The Men's Club and The Lodge. More often than not, TMC and The Lodge are disappointing.…

Spearmint Rhino was awesome for about six months after it first opened, but that was years ago now. Still, after that brief period when SR was importing high-quality talent from the other branches, I'd…

Dude. This place is odd. There's no other way to say it, no need to sugar-coat it. I am a BIG fan of Canada in general and see any quirky aspects of its culture…

Russian girls are the perfect genetic adaptation for the stripper profession, and you'll find them here in profusion (though one suspects many are from the former Soviet states and simply call themselves Russian in order…

Saturdays are couples night, or at least some of them are (but I think it's all), and the presence of civilian women changes the vibe of the place in a way I, personally, consider to…

I suppose it comes down to your own personal frame of reference. I see BDD as a shadow of its former self, but that doesn't mean that others won't legitimately find it to be…

I'm starting to lose faith. I'll be honest. The energy is out of this club like an iPhone after two days of camping. It used to be hard to pick a girl…

I first came to this club about twenty years ago, and it's remarkable how little it's changed. Lots of beautiful/sexy women, nearly all of them born outside the United States--no wall to keep these…

Put the Statue of Liberty in a spandex dress and a thong and you'd have a great mascot for Flashdancers. Send us your young, your hot, your busty hardbodies yearning to grind free.…

I entered the establishment expecting to be very impressed. Generally "super-hot and Russian" are tidings of good things to come, and that had been an expectation built by those who described it to me.…

This is the quintessential strip club, the fullest expression of both what is great and what is awful about them. It is exactly the type of place that should exist only in Las Vegas,…

Perhaps it is because I grew up with Playboy magazine and 1980's heavy metal videos forming my personal ideal stripper aesthetic that I'm often disappointed with this place. The girl next door thing is…

After a long absence, I thought I'd stop back in and see if there had been any positive developments. When this club was at its best (the first few months after it opened, probably…

This is definitely the MILF-iest club in Dallas. If a dancer tells you she's working to pay for college, she's talking about her daughter's tuition. But at least the girls here take their…

Finally made the pilgrimage to see if the tales were true. I can report that they are. This is not to say that I think it is the greatest place on Earth, bar none.…

I never miss this place when I find myself in Manhattan. The talent rarely disappoints, particularly if your tastes trend toward the exotic, as it's rare to find an American among the dancers.…

This place definitely remains the place to beat in the DFW area, but it's very high ranking nationally seems a bit generous to me. I suppose it's what you're looking for. If it's…

Ultra-hot chicks, full contact dances. In the end, that's all you really need to know, and all the club needs to survive, clearly, because it honestly has little else going for it. Privacy? Zero. There…

Not really sure why this place exists, to be frank. It's a sister club of Flashdancers, which is only a ten minute (brisk NYC standards) walk away, and it's such a distant second to…

This place is almost directly across the street from Mons Venus and I typically bounce back and forth between the two on the rare occasions I'm back in my old hometown of Tampa, a feat…

I'll still give this place a shot from time to time, but usually leave wishing I hadn't. I'll start with the good part--the rather secluded dance area is the best you'll find in the…

Talent is definitely on the MILF-ier end of the stripper spectrum, but there's no denying that there are some beauties here. And while the Lodge is definitely not the Dallas club best known for…

It's the fast food restaurant of strip clubs. You're unlikely to have the meal of your life here, but it's always tasty. The average dancer here is the moderately hotter than average girl…

I'm finally done with this place. I've given MC every opportunity to turn it around, repeatedly letting unfounded optimism lead me to their door, thinking, "Maybe it will be good tonight," and afterwards always…

It's the quality of the talent that makes this place special to me--you actually get "beautiful" girls here. Most of what is considered "hot" in United States strip clubs is an average looking girl…