Comments by wasted

Thank you for the update on hours of operation. Would have saved me a drive recently.

Yeah most clubs take some kind of skim off the $20. Nothing new. I say let the girl eat the $5 charge.

I've never had them try to scan my ID. I can't really recall seeing them scanning IDs. But I go often enough the bouncer just waives me in without a cover. Do you look really young?

A few dancers have started this $25 dance crap. There's even a sign as you walk into the dance area that says dances are $20. Should have let her starve when she pulled that, and then it sounds like she gave you a tame dance. Champagne room including tip may be in the $300 range.

Vip dance area has a bunch of booths. $20 per song. No individual barrier, just the obscurity of being around a corner while getting danced. Much less privacy even though it's low traffic. I've never seen a bouncer or staff member come around the corner into vip to check a booth while being used. Champagne room is a small room with a heavy curtain. The room has a small soft couch. 99% privacy. You pay for either 15 or 30 minutes. I believe 15 minutes was $125. The ladies who are willing will be willing in VIP. I would only spring for Champagne room for complete nudity or more room to work. lol

The clubs in Orlando are absolutely not worth a visit. If you don't want to drive an hour just give up on stripclub activity. If you're willing to drive I'd recommend going to Tampa from the Disney/Buena Vista area. You're already staying southwest of Orlando in that general direction and if you look at reviews on here there are many, many clubs in Tampa Bay so lots of options. Driving east through Orlando all the way over to Brevard County, clubs like Inner Room are more focused on bargains with a blue collar clientele than the Tampa clubs. Good for your budget, but if you aren't a regular or looking for extras you may be a bit disappointed overall compared to Tampa. Don't waste your money in Orlando.

Any woman who trades sexual gratification for money is a whore. What sex act she performs just changes the level of customer service. It doesn't change the profession. A lot of people do things they aren't proud of to get by. The average dancer doesn't want to look in the mirror and admit she's a whore. That's why they try so hard to draw artificial distinctions between what they do and what other women do. I don't think it makes them bad people. It just makes them all whores.

The dancers at 2001 are attractive, but they are a clear step down from the girls at Mons. I think both clubs have stage cams so you can do a comparison for yourself before your trip. I don't remember the web address. If you've got your heart set on OTC 2001, Scarletts at Ybor, Pink Pony or Deja Vu might be better targets than Mons. There are plenty of Mons girls doing OTC but they demand a premium because they are Mons girls and the hottest girls at that club don't need to do OTC. If you're gonna throw too much money ($500 maybe?) at a girl for OTC pick one of the other locations where it will be a buyers market instead of Mons.

I recognize every person pictured in that article. Even the guy who got popped for lewd and lascivious. He probably comes in and jerks off up at the stage at least twice a week. It should have taken 16 MINUTES for them to figure out what was going on there. 16 months sounds like a joke. Waste of taxpayer money.

Begging me for a dance after I said no because she needed a couple hundred more dollars to buy a casket to bury her mother in.

It depends on what you want. Going to Mons again or adding 2001 to the list makes the most sense if you want to see the prettiest dancers in Tampa bay. If you want an experience more like what you got at lipstixx (sleazy) there are other clubs you should add to the list. If you have a car crossing the bay to St. Pete even makes sense if you're on a hunt for mileage. The reason Scarlett's at Ybor is traditionally popular is because it always had a great balance between pretty girls and girls who were morally flawed. It never had the prettiest girls or the dirtiest girls, it just split the difference well. And I think it's slipped in quality and value lately. Not worth visiting anymore.

Cocoa is closer to Orlando than Tampa. It's less than an hour to Cocoa (Inner Room) while Tampa is more than an hour and New Port Richey or St. Pete is adding another 20 minutes. But if you're staying in southwest Orlando near disney or all the tourist crap you're already a quarter of the way to Tampa anyway. The spacecoast has better bargains and mileage but the glamour clubs in the bay area have hotter dancers. The Inner Room gets high reviews because you can live like a king with less than $100 in your pocket, NOT because of the hot dancers. If you're used to Mons Venus class dancers but want more mileage I would say try Scarlett's at Ybor. Any other good mileage club might be too much of a step down in dancer quality for you to stomach. Ybor is a real jack of all trades for mileage/pretty dancers.

You're correct there is NOTHING worth going to in Orlando. There's also basically nothing anymore in Daytona and on the east coast which is actually closer than Tampa. People cry about the parking at Mons, but it's only really bad on Friday and Saturday nights and it's a crowded area with some security. When Mons got busted I'm pretty sure girls went to jail, not customers. Scarlett's(Ybor strip) is in an industrial area but they have their own parking which is monitored at night and the area is basically safe. Those are basically the two most interesting clubs in Tampa if you wont be around long. From what I've heard we have nothing like MBOT, Hawaii Theater or Delilah's in Tampa. Enjoy your trip.

Never met Sandy. May try her. I do agree that the night shift seems full of youngsters who aren't down with the program.

I'd recommend AGAINST dancing with any girl at this club who starts talking that $20 dance shit. There are dancers here who will do just about anything for the regular $10 per song price. And your description doesn't sound like exceptional mileage. Don't contribute to inflation.

The biggest ideas I heard for construction would all focus on the areas where we now get dances. It sounds like it would create more privacy for lap dances in theory. But I'm guessing ownership would need to recover the costs of construction somehow...

I can't stop laughing. Dishonesty is really funny when it's this lazy.

Cheaters is definitely a club that gives a bad first impression. The best girls don't circulate and the quality of VIP dancing varies a lot. And even if you find girls you like the management there will let a girl only work 2 days a week, so when you go back the girl you want is likely to not be working. If you like a girl don't just tip her, tell her to come see you for a dance when she gets off stage. With all that being said, if you invest in another visit or find the right girl I think the experience is as good or better than Inner Room.

It was a weird effect and that was the setup pretty much all afternoon. It's even more striking because IR was always a dark club. If you look at old reviews on this website guys mention how crazy dark it was coming in off the street. You used to have to stand in the front door and just blink for a while before you could walk in. I'm guessing the stage is dark because they're trying to keep the club "dark" overall. With so much ambient light bleeding from the dance area now if they had a bright stage they'd have standard department store lighting in the place.

First time review saying the place is great when almost all other reviews say it sucks. Melissa is a terribly annoying person and probably wrote this review. This club never has 6-10 dancers except MAYBE on a Saturday night.

I used to enjoy Mystic a lot. If she's drawing the line at HJ she's changed a whole lot... I've always found that very blunt up front negotiation works best with the dancers at this club.

Wow. I guess most of us have been there at least once. You keep taking one more step, just one more step. Pretty soon you've walked a mile chasing some ass. Your problem wasn't ITC versus OTC. The problem was you forget it was a business transaction.

To the critics of the term "lying, disposable, prostitute": Just because I think they're lying, disposable, prostitutes doesn't mean I don't like them. I actually like them alot. I just think it's important to see them for what they are. As PEOPLE they aren't disposable. We're all God's chidren, blah, blah, blah... As a customer in the strip club setting when I say "disposable" I mean they're so replacable and interchangable that it makes more sense to discard them after use than to become attached to them. It's safe to assume any stripper you meet in a club is trying to use her sexuality to get her hands on your money and every word coming out of her mouth is a lie. Does that sound nicer than calling them disposable? The article is tongue in cheek. DON'T LOAN A STRIPPER MONEY!

How much did I lend her? I lent her enough to make me want to come on here and vent a couple dozen paragraphs. The article is a bunch of garbage (except all strippers really are prostitutes), but I feel better now. I've said no to strippers who ALLEGEDLY needed money to save their car, avoid eviction, pay court fees to stay out of jail. One girl said she needed a couple hundred more dollars to be able to bury her own mother. I told them all NO. I don't know how this most recent girl got to me...