Posts by AbbieNormal

ZBone did a post on "customer damage" a long time ago. Anybody showing any symptoms? I know after a couple of closely spaced visits I sometimes catch myself looking at women a little too obviously. Dancers can…

On another thread there was a discussion of what to wear. Like most guys I've always gone in what I wore to work that day, which is usually Kakis and a nice shirt. On vacation it's been shorts…

A post on another topic about southern efficiency and northern charm reminded me of an old joke. In Heaven: The…

...that the only real difference between DavidS and RL is a daily dose of Haldol? Sorry, just had to ask.

OK, here's a pet peeve of mine. Almost every time I'm out with friends at a regular bar when we're spending money the bartender will often comp a round or buy a round of shooters or something. We…

Here is something I've wondered about for a while. In the DC clubs a lot of the tipping is offstage after the dancer gets down. Some guys aren't into everyone watching them get an eyefull an inch from…

Here was an interesting situation, I'd be interested in everyone's reaction (except RL's which I THINK I can GUESS!). I was at a canadian club with a girl I had basically chosen for the night. I was buying…

RL, here are some things to keep in mind. Strippers don't give out their full real name and phone number to people they just met or customers. Neither do waitresses, bartenders, flight attentdants, dental hygenists, cashiers, secretaries, receptionists, UPS drivers,…

At the end of the post on the perfect club parodyman brought up something interesting. A lot of stars have played strippers (Demi Moore, Salma Hayek, Elizabeth Berkley and Shannon Elizabeth come to mind). Who do you think…

Time to get back to talking about naked girls in a fun way. Let's try to keep it connected to reality, such as things that actually do happen in clubs. I know that on Baltimore's Block you can…