Comments by ArtCollege (page 9)

For those of you not familiar, "better than the Dancing Bare" is the lowest compliment possible.

Enough club details for me. I got a good picture of the club.

I did not partake of lap dances/ VIP. Sorry I can't help on that score.

One review and it's really positive. No details of private dance experience. DesertScrub, where are you when we need you?

FWIW, I tip when I think I'm getting a good price or good service. But I sure don't like being asked.

Steph, that's an insightful comment. Maybe I should chat about whether she's local. Mr J, I've found that picking at scabs is irritating. Best, Art

I think the girls sitting near the DJ may be underage, not allowed to mingle where liquor is served. Can anyone verify?

I interpret HH to be half hour. It's like you use the first letter of those words as an abbreviation. Think about it a little. $ represents one hundred dollars. This has been standard abbreviation on this website for years. Sorry it's beyond your grasp.

I, too, appreciate the review. Tip from a veteran: most banks have ATMs on the outside of their buildings. Cheaper than a strip club's ATMs.

Mr. J, I saw the review title and reviewer's name and just knew it would be accused of advertising by our dear friend from the desert. For those unfamiliar with the club, this is exactly what an experience at this club is.

The review seems plausible. Feeling safe in this neighborhood is a matter of personal risk tolerance. I mean, most nights there will not be a shooting in this area. Most nights. But if he has visited two other clubs, where are the reviews? Egad, I may be agreeing with Scrub.

Yeah, it happens, especially in Portland, but Shimmers usually has a few HWP dancers. Give it another try, like maybe dayshift.

You feel filthy. But you'll be back next time you're in town, right?

Mary's isn't much of a club, but it's been around 60 years (as have some of their dancers). Their building is being torn down and they say they will relocate, according to Willamette Week. https://www.wweek.com/bars/2021/08/18/iconic-marys-club-is-moving-after-spending-over-60-years-downtown-following-the-sale-of-its-building/

I check out Sassy every couple of years. This review is consistent with my experience. Good looking girls, not much in the way of lap dances.

I stopped by just after noon on a Monday; only one car in parking lot so didn't bother entering. Wonder if their hours have shortened.

2WFC means what?

Good review.

Scrub, don't assume ill intent when stupidity is a better explanation.

He reports poorer experience than most past reviewers, including myself. Like "Turned out that I couldn't even put my hands on her." Never heard of such a thing at Pandora's. Makes me wonder if the reviewer looks like a cop, or if the dancer thought he might be a cop. That's happened to me when I was younger.

Replying to GoatSign: "$0 is a fair price." Heinlein wrote, "Free tail is the most expensive kind."

I love this first review: "I went to Kit Kat back in October of 2020 before Portland bars, restaurants, and clubs kept getting shut down." The shutdowns began (in Oregon) March 17, 2020. And why post a review in June for a visit last October?

Yes, some girls there are trying for higher prices. Thanks for standing your ground, especially with low quality dancers.

I saw another DC review talking about private dances, but no touch. Maybe a local can fill us in. It's been a few years since I had business in DC, and I'd appreciate an update.

I like to clarify my expectations ahead of time. Like, is the amount she wants for everything? I've also had success saying the last girl I had a private dance with had very nice lips. (Reply: I have nice lips and no gag reflex.)