I threw up in my mouth a little. Burned my clothes. I have no standards

Where do I start?

I have sunk to a new low. I came into this place before my flight out of town. Now I like dive bars...but JESUS!

5$ got me in. Bought beer and left a tip. 10$ all in. I sat at a table. Up was a spray tanned dancer entertaining a group of douchebag golfers. She was fucking huge and pushing 60. She wore a police hat.

I notice several over 40 or 50 year old dancers walking around.

Guys were watching football and smoking.