Comments by ArtCollege (page 11)

Problem: we put any review by Rev Horni Bastard in there, and then nothing compares so we only have one Hall of Famer.

As a business consultant, I see many opportunities for strippers to make more money. First, turn off your phone. When on stage, ask the first guy to tip you if he wants a private dance when you're done. A simple ask is not being pushy. Just be polite and fun. If the first guy says no, ask the second guy. And so on. If you finish on stage without someone taking you for a private dance, head to anyone sitting away from the rack who tipped and say "Thanks for the tip. I appreciate it. Interested in a private dance?" If that doesn't close a sale, wander around to everyone else in the club and thank them for coming in. Strike up conversation, but don't waste more than one song sitting with them before asking about private dances. Next area of opportunity is to pretend you're happy and having a great time. Even if your life is shit in 17 different ways, you're an actress and the role is to be happy and having a great time. Then take an interest in people. Get the guy talking about himself; work, hobbies, travel, sports, whatever. We all like talking about ourselves. Touch the guys you're talking to. It can be on the shoulder or the knee (or crotch, depending on the club and its rules). But touching even on a shoulder gets people more interested. If you're not doing extras and a guy asks, offer to set him up with a girl who will take care of him. I've tipped for that, and maybe the extras girl tipped the non-extras girl too. I hope so. If this advice helps you make money, send me a message offering a free dance next time I'm in your town.

Great description. Ought to be sticky. (I mean the review, not the chairs.)

I love a good blue yab

Good work, Sir.

"he has a camper van and spends up to two weeks a time going from one club to another every day." I need to retire.

If you prefer subtle, you could say that the last girl you got a dance from had a really nice mouth. (My favorite answer, true story:"I have a nice mouth, and you can check my gag reflex.") Or that you had a dream about a beautiful girl sucking your dick. She'll take it from there. (Or not)

We're honored to have a reviewer who has been to EVERY strip club from coast to coast. His reliability will no doubt match the well-known TUSCL accuracy standard.

I stopped by about 30 years ago. It was only a little better back then.

Yeah, I got a message from him asking same question. I've never posted about her or about Follies, and I don't know the guy. I'm ignoring him.

Depending on your location, try TNABoard

And even we who like to go to Pandora's would not call it "nice"

Great contribution, Wiffle. I'm guessing that DJs are independent contractors at many places, and pay for the privilege of being tipped by dancers.

Some clubs don't require house fee upfront; the stripper can earn it, then pay it. On a real slow night, they might waive the house fee because dancers not making enough.

The knight knows whereof he speaketh.

At the top of the webpage, look for a heading "Local Reviews". Local means near you. Put your mouse over the phrase and click. The next page will give you an option to change location.

A stripper doesn't have to be super smart to be dangerous. Just smarter than a guy thinking with the little head. That's a low bar.

yes, you're accurate. Just choose. Choose wisely.

Also: spittoons in the lap dance area

I like the idea of Amazon-type histogram of overall ratings. IDEA ONE regarding weighting reviews by the member's number of reviews: Here's a simple weighting scheme, which could be tweaked a bit. For each member, assign a weight from 0 to 1, which equals the number of reviews published to a maximum of 100, divided by 100. A member with 100 or more reviews has a weight of 1.00. A member with 50 reviews has a weight of 0.50 Compute the weighted average. R denotes the final weighted average of reviews; Denote r(i) as the review number (like 1 to 10) submitted by member i; ; w(i) is the weight of the reviewer; Σ is the summation command. Your formula is R = [Σ r(i)*w(i)] / Σ w(i) Some examples: member with weight 1.00 gives a club a 4; another member with weight 0.5 also gives that club a 4. Weighted average works out to 4.00 Another example: member with weight 1.00 gives a club a 4; another member with weight 0.5 gives the club an 8. The weighted average works out to 6.31, closer to the first member's ranking, but not ignoring the other member's ranking. This could be put into a formula that takes more things into account. IDEA TWO Number of reviews would be valuable, but should be scaled somehow. Compare Follies in Atlanta to Diamond Dolls in Pompano Beach. The number of reviews compared to other options makes both of these clubs a winner, but is Follies 4x better? That's what the review count says. So let's combine two concepts: number of reviews relative to the highest number any club has. Call it F after my guess as to which club that is. Every club is ranked relative to F. But let's also indicate that the difference between 10 reviews and 110 is much more important than the difference between 1000 and 1100. That's as easy as falling of a log. (Old math joke). So Denote n as the number of reviews a club has, and F the highest number of reviews of any club, compute the club's value as: V = ( ln(n/F)-ln(1/F) ) / ln(F). This value could be based on all-time number of reviews, or number within last year, or other time period. I don't see how to add a chart showing the weighting, but here's what to do to see one: in Excel, put in numbers in a column from 1 to a big number, like 2278 (which is my guess as to highest number of reviews). enter my formula, replacing "n" with a reference to the column of numbers (like A1, A2, etc.) Replace F with the reference to the highest number, like cell A2278. Now select the cells you've calculated and tell Excel to insert chart. OK, now I'm going back to my job.

Number of reviews shown per page: Some websites allow me to select how many per page I see, like I can choose 10 or 100. Would be nice, but not a must-have. Art

Founder, An oddity for your amusement: I click the Reviews tab, then Change Location, then pick on the map Atlanta, I get: https://tuscl.net/reviews.php?mode=reviews&lat=33.807286476451864&lng=-84.4172593125 note that this page does not show number of reviews. But doing the same thing for Portland took me to this page: https://tuscl.net/reviews.php?mode=reviews&lat=33.807286476451864&lng=-84.4172593125 which does show number of reviews. After a few trials, it appears to me that the hierarchical listing (North America, Oregon, Portland for example) consistently shows number of reviews. So going to that Atlanta page that does not show reviews, clicking on Atlanta at the top takes me to https://tuscl.net/listings.php which does show reviews. Not bitching, just trying to be amusing. Art

Stone, she wants you to suggest OTC. She didn't say it causes she's not positive about whether you're a cop. If you've seen her pussy, then she's probably not a cop, and you're probably safe suggesting a "private dance" at your home or hotel room.

Is there a way to find reviews from a specific day? I like to catch up, organizing my catch-up by day. Maybe I haven't found the right button. If no longer possible, then I'll bitch. thanks, Founder.

"I got dances from three girls. The first one was a sinner ..." Aren't we all.