tuscl

Reviews

review
published 9 yrs ago
slithery sistas...
reviewed by
ralphyboy

6.3

if you got a rock hard that won't quit and needs to be ridden by a lively variety of hungry young sisters that def won't quit, make a bee-line for this ramshackle joint right over…

review
published 10 yrs ago
three visits to (at least the...
reviewed by
ralphyboy

6.3

three visits to (at least the third version of) this reopened and remodeled spot in the boonies of south jersey actually confirm about half of the over the top and somewhat suspect review beneath this…

review
published 10 yrs ago
located off the beaten track on...
reviewed by
ralphyboy

5.7

located off the beaten track on what amounts to a 19th C industrial alleyway (one lane) which would not be out of place in belize or mexico...small well lit parking lot on side...room for eighty…

review
published 10 yrs ago
Pole Position is up and running..opens...
reviewed by
ralphyboy

6.7

Pole Position is up and running..opens at noon six days a week and only nights on Sunday..sat night cover was ten, BYOB (wine or beer only) with a theoretically nude format that is meeting some…

review
published 11 yrs ago
once in a while the unluckiest...
reviewed by
ralphyboy

6.0

once in a while the unluckiest monger on the longest losing streak, trolling the dingiest dives in the lousiest low expectations frame of mind, will strike lightning in a bottle. it was an almost…

review
published 11 yrs ago
when the girl i saw roaming...
reviewed by
ralphyboy

7.0

when the girl i saw roaming @ the parking lot, then smoking on the stoop outside the front door turned out to be the bartender who wandered in a full ten minutes after the lengthy…

review
published 11 yrs ago
-like most new places in my...
reviewed by
ralphyboy

7.0

-like most new places in my picky dotage i wanted to bolt after five minutes: it was dark and warehouse-y, the 'music' sucked at an intolerable volume, the stage was too far away for good…

review
published 12 yrs ago
this is a nice, chill, well...
reviewed by
ralphyboy

7.3

this is a nice, chill, well run and formulaic, suburban club that is easy to like if you are not banking on being molested. right off a major interstate, easy and ample parking, spacious digs…

review
published 12 yrs ago
first nite-time visit-as a gold-plated cheap...
reviewed by
ralphyboy

7.3

first nite-time visit-as a gold-plated cheap bastard i duck the higher cover, hullabaloo and noise whenever possible-so it was a novelty to ogle such a wide array of 'talent'...mercedes, felicia, lola, farrah, bambi, vanity, skylar,…

review
published 12 yrs ago
when i recall some of the...
reviewed by
ralphyboy

6.3

when i recall some of the flat footed, adipose, and matronly wildebeests i've encountered here over the years, the current rotations are super-star by comparison. they are younger,shapelier, more personable and willing to satisfy at…

review
published 12 yrs ago
this philly hole-in-the-wall with crazy hours...
reviewed by
ralphyboy

6.3

this philly hole-in-the-wall with crazy hours (e.g. closes at 7pm on Sat) has been there forever and never changes...SRO crowd on a frigid and festive day before the Super Bowl..never a cover, four dollar yeunglings…

review
published 12 yrs ago
other than the dodgy access issue...
reviewed by
ralphyboy

7.7

other than the dodgy access issue (coming or going or both you will be forced to enter a poorly marked U turn made worse in the dark and by the presence of cops lying in…