Reviews by ralphyboy

it was a sleepy new year's eve afternoon in my old shoe (worn, less comfy than it used to be, almost never seen in public)sinkhole of depravity...perky semi-attractive bargirl, festooned with holiday lights, pretzels on…

just a word of warning to first time commuters to this most worthwhile destination-it is an altogether unpleasant introduction to 'the you can't get there from here' jersey road design by committee-of asylum inmates that…

my second afternoon visit to this old-time, suburban dive..still dark as a bat cave, most toxic RR this side of monsanto, fair to middling dancers who've been on the circuit since way before monica was…

second visit in six weeks, nickle cover @ 7 on a sat night, exactly two gents at the bar and later learn one is a semi-employee. a sumptuously furnished and almost completely empty mausoleum-what gives?…

been a year or two, but this joint never really changes..even the girls remain the same..just grab a seat and wait for the dolla-dolla assault to begin..you will frequently smell or feel them before actually…

since chrisines in philly has closed this is now by far the swankiest joint in the delaware valley. spacious, well appointed, beautifully lit, superior sound system..LD area is hidden, enormous, plush and discrete. nickle cover…

a non-descript dump from the outside, somewhat better (and extra dark) inside. rectangular bar, two stages and poles. dancers tended a little paunchy and tatted up. fifteen gurls-all day and nite long, were enumerated on…

my pattern is fixed here-an afternoon visit at shift change to view both the departing and incoming girls. the ones leaving are frequently drunk and happy (to be leaving) and the ones coming quiet if…

you know you're in a philly (area) club when your moderately good looking (nice teeth, smile, skin, fashionable cut)but hard as nails bartender is holding forth for fifteen minutes on last week's football games-the over-under,…

after irene swept through on sat nite/sun (half hour of which was spent hunkered down in my closet with a bottle of wine during a tornado warning) monday dawned clear and bright with that pronounced…

this dingy venue of female pulchritude has featured more than its fair share of super sub-par, snaggle-toothed wildebeests over the years, pasty-white and adipose ectoplasm complete with big librarian glasses and clunky clod-hoppers. there've been…

still free between six and nine the days you would expect...girls are generally young and (somewhat) shapely and read the crowd (lot of free-loading backbenchers) well so don't even pester most viewers for dances...they've put…

haven't stopped in for a year or two but was greeted by the same pot bellied bartender, who still has the decency to puff his cancer stick way in the back away from people who…

this place should be renamed 'Tats-A-Plenty.' or 'Suicide Girls Gone Wild.' there was so much ink on these broads it was hard to decipher the skin under it. they were dripping in it, saturated. the…

an old-time bar under an overpass and bordered by train tracks and a body shop-classic small town SC real estate. larger than expected on the inside with a spacious oblong bar with stages at opposite…

the last time i left the filthy CD cubby here i discovered a lovely, long honey colored roach on the back of my jacket (albeit almost four hours later in a neiman marcus). but i…

the ongoing free admish sun-thurs from 6-9 is almost as powerful a draw as the bevy of young beauties which await you on the other side of the door. which begs the question-why is it…

when the back of the house (dressing room) fracas erupted wed aft i had two immediate thoughts: armed robbery-common in philly and its outer sketchy areas-in which case this could be my sordid end, or…

nice middle of the road club near the airport on a road surrounded by oceans of rental fleets. no cover @ 6pm and an impressive complimentary food selection right inside the door were immediate hits.…

the latest 'hot spot' in the city of brotherly (and stripper) love, burning up the boards-the buzz even got yours truly off his lazy keyster in 100* heat for an out of the way look-see.…

little new (especially yours truly) in my old haunt...some days like today it looks cleaner than others with a roster of perfectly acceptable (i.e. no scary snatch) looking strippers...about half of them drop their drawers...two…

last several visits to my fav watering hole have been non-productive. if you're young and permanently horny, not to picky about body types, age, mood-killing life stories or rank cigarette breath, and have a bellyful…

Since a couple other clubs in the area have folded or scaled back their extra-curriculars there's been a modest transfer of brasilian talent into this last remaining outposts of sin. Had to endure three or…

since i last stopped in (two or three years) my old time fav the entrance has been moved from the main drag out front to the alley on the side...and booze is now available from…

this place never changes...nice convivial hole in the wall joint..calls itself a 'pub' and offers nice variety of brews on tap...see the same two guys behind the bar everytime you go in...very limited three girl…