Penns Port Pub
Closed
1920 S Columbus Blvd Philadelphia, PA 19148

this philly hole-in-the-wall with crazy hours...

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ralphyboy
Feb 2, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Afternoon

this philly hole-in-the-wall with crazy hours (e.g. closes at 7pm on Sat) has been there forever and never changes...SRO crowd on a frigid and festive day before the Super Bowl..never a cover, four dollar yeunglings (just 'lager' in these parts)during sixers and flyers games, Bud's are five, Yards-a local micro-are six...the three dancers on display were solid, slammin' 8's....young, lithe, lean, perfect tops and bottoms, fashionable cuts, one set of highly artistic tats, and million dollar girl next door smiles...and why not since they appear to pull down close to a hundred/set in a very short rotation..so they attract the finest specimens from the other clubs in the city..the naughty bits are on full and frequent display and the teeny tiny bar top tip crawl is a sight to behold as they tiptoe trough acres of cigs, trays, keys, cellphones, bottles and glasses with the dexterity of cats...the raucous din and two alarm fumes are major downsides in this claustrophobic space..but hey, the chicken noodle soup is still only three bucks...

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this philly hole-in-the-wall with crazy hours...