Hear it's good, but...

for a first time visitor with a buggy GPS, finding the place from the interstate was hell, parking not much better...a single subterranean door labeled 'Hidden Treasure' lies beneath a sprawling food venue...dancer one was a late shelly winters throwback, big, blowsy, mouthy, and thoroughly undesirable, dancer two, a third rate beyonce type with fair moves and delectable tits, dancer three ('miracle') was attractive, made eye contact, and did a couple cursory reach-ins barside...dancer four-the only hispanic/white girl in a mostly AA lineup-was young, thin, personable and smiley and swept to the champagne court by an octogenarian gentleman who could have passed for the chair of the physics dept. at Penn...it's a cavernous basement and sorta smelled like one, no daytime cover-just as well since they played 3-4 cuts of 'bad muttha-fucker' songs between girls-guinness were 7.75 and less desirable slop two less...thousand previous reports of action can't be wrong..IF it's convenient and you've the (day) time and resources to invest, you will be satisfied at a reasonable rate...don't make my rookie mistake and sit in view of the door/desk guy and the DJ stage left...head to the right or back side of the stage for those dark ministrations we all crave...