when i recall some of the...

when i recall some of the flat footed, adipose, and matronly wildebeests i've encountered here over the years, the current rotations are super-star by comparison. they are younger,shapelier, more personable and willing to satisfy at a reasonable price..the twenty seats @ the three sided bar average half full which makes for a nice dancer/PL ratio...the tiresome day bartender/lifer has finally been shown the door but her attractive replacement got all school marmy on my precious baby mamma grinder who was well on her way to turning my battered old tool into lazarus when she was rebuked for giving it away for (almost) free..so i was shamefully forced to move the party into the filthy LD parlor i steadfastly avoid at (almost) all costs...as feared my barely legal spinner understood what she was 'supposed' to do but her amateurish execution was an almost complete waste of time and (really very few) dollars...mission was accomplished but only in the sloppiest, most haphazard, and self-loathing way which i considered completely appropriate on every cursed man's favorite day of the year..'will you be mine?'...