tuscl

Reviews

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published 16 yrs ago
Two recent aft visits-one an off...
reviewed by
ralphyboy

7.3

Two recent aft visits-one an off the charts ten plus, and the last a ho-hum 'why did I bother'-the dif was my missing girl who seems to have taken a temp flyer from the joint.…

review
published 16 yrs ago
Kicking up my rating on this...
reviewed by
ralphyboy

7.0

Kicking up my rating on this grimy hole in the wall on the basis of the relatively high quality of dancers observed @ shift change, a superb bartender (a complimentary beverage-a supremely rare occurrence for…

review
published 16 yrs ago
Ducked in and out of here...
reviewed by
ralphyboy

5.0

Ducked in and out of here 3 times the Sun. nite Ike blew through. Storm wasn't all that-just a lot of blowing rain. Joint was deserted and desolate. Dancers weren't particularly personable and got downright…

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published 16 yrs ago
Same two or three looks (re-entry...
reviewed by
ralphyboy

6.7

Same two or three looks (re-entry to both is fine) I gave its neighbor on the same sleepy Sun nite- but this place had a moderately good crowd and vibe-with a big assist from…

review
published 16 yrs ago
The road's still closed and biz...
reviewed by
ralphyboy

7.3

The road's still closed and biz appears slow, but the dancer quality and number remain top shelf. Two Ruskkies, Sylar and Kristin, an Asian Pam, very comely and curvy bargirl, Sylvia,and damn near a lap…

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published 16 yrs ago
Read on SCL that sister club...
reviewed by
ralphyboy

8.3

Read on SCL that sister club in South Amboy was offering free admish (a not insubstantial savings of fifteen smackers) again from 6-10, so took a shot and hit it @ 6:30 'cause I like…

review
published 16 yrs ago
Was a packed house @ shift...
reviewed by
ralphyboy

8.3

Was a packed house @ shift change with wall to wall hotties-one dayshifter on stage and two bartop. After they'd vacuumed the washingtons their nightshift replacements steamed in with no slippage in quality. All(except one…

review
published 16 yrs ago
A local hole-in-the-wall full of nice...
reviewed by
ralphyboy

7.3

A local hole-in-the-wall full of nice happy people smoking and talking sports. The three dancers/shift rotate on and off the teeny tiny stage with the skinniest pole I've ever seen quickly-some flash the naughty bits…

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published 17 yrs ago
Never been on a Fri nite-it...
reviewed by
ralphyboy

7.7

Never been on a Fri nite-it was mobbed. Physical do-over looks well and done-complete with whirly-gig strobes spinning from the ceiling. An abundance of plasmas, comfort stations and low-keyed security-serious coin was spent and it…

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published 17 yrs ago
Pretty lame line-up on a sleepy...
reviewed by
ralphyboy

6.0

Pretty lame line-up on a sleepy Tues afternoon-got off to a irritating start when both the door-gurl and bar-keep called me that condescending 'honey'-later I realized it was the same gurl. (She was also serving…

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published 17 yrs ago
Lap heaven on Latina nite (every...
reviewed by
ralphyboy

8.0

Lap heaven on Latina nite (every Wed) in a rough hood. Parked in a 24 hour RiteAid out on the main drag and hiked in over three blocks of broken concrete, broken glass, empty garbage…

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published 17 yrs ago
Been a while since visiting my...
reviewed by
ralphyboy

7.0

Been a while since visiting my old haunt, and there's still surprising stability here-same doorguy, bouncers, barkeep, and at least half dozen dancers (most not good) who've been in the saddle here for years. Remodeling…