Reviews by ralphyboy

After strike-outs on last two visits, finally hit pay-dirt with a lovely WOC whose name rhymes with 'car.' She wanted thirty for the lap 'til I reminded her they have the option of doing them…

Three subsequent visits have been dis-appointing. Beer prices seem to vary greatly, depending on the bartender and her desire to clip you. Today an old geezer gave me twelve change for a twenty on a…

Place reminds me of Carnival in Brooklawn. Sleazy as it gets, low grade, reeks of cum or bleach depending on your timing. The pluses-easy to find just past Purple Orchid and the old Charlies's Dream…

A VERY pleasant surprise with an EXTREMELY unusual girl on a rainy Wed afternoon. Two blocks off the Boardwalk, opens at 3, no cover, three dollar Amstel Lite. Expected a couple of over-weight ghetto sisters…

Go away a month or two and the whole place in done over and two of my ATF's are in the Family Way! Walls are speckled silver and floors are black rubber-an industrial-tech look. D.…

Pretty nice crowd on a rainy Good Friday afternoon. All the heathens need somewhere to reflect on their sinful ways. Full slate of dancers meant the sets (longest anywhere) were only fifteen minutes instead of…

Nothing much new here on a rainy Thurs afternoon-'cept that I seem to be turning into the old daytime monger with the viagra boner and a little drool coming down my bottom lip. Spitfire who…

The two girl show is a nice novelty act (I don't know anywhere else that gets away with it) if you've never seen it. but as a reg it usually signals my departure. The emcee…

Six months since last visit and first day-time stop: liked what I saw. They keep tweaking the physical property-for the better. New stucco pillars and recessed lighting @ rear entrance. Bulky ATM now moved off…

Just back from my first trip to the latest, hottest thing in the boonies. A very slow Tues aft 4 days before Xmas. Stayed for the whole rotation which took a full hour forty five.…

Fresh back from a very quiet Wed nite here-were that many PL's watching the 'Sros whip the Cards? Maybe that's part of the reason (quiet) I heard two explicit offers I'd never experienced before: one…

Now five weeks later, and word all over another board is that this esteemed den of iniquity is now suddenly and unexpectedly KAPUT. Just like that, without warning or bust or a drop of a…

A trapezoidal hole in the wall a block from the legendary Melrose Diner in So Philly. Been there forever, never been updated or cleaned. Was told all 3 dancers called out the nite I stopped…

Last visit nine months ago. I think word is getting out-at least 25 to 30 gents there @ 3pm compared to 3 or 4 on last visit. Still a five cover, though it took the…

Same basic club and dancers. Just raised week-nite cover from ten to fifteen. CD's went up from twenty to twenty-five couple months ago. Place was mobbed on a sweltering Wed nite. At one point, a…

Less a review, than a word of warning to all fellow cheapskates in Central NJ. Stopped by on a Wed nite after a relaxing massage in a near-by locale to cool my cahones, and savor…

Just a word of warning to horny travellers heading East on 70 and noting the big billboards advertising this place off X 11 on Dallas Pike. Exited and drove 4 or 5 miles in both…

There's a glowing review of bartender Misty a few boxes down. My impression as I sat through 4 sets behind as empty glass (she must have walked right by half dozen times) was the diametrical…

Seven weeks later and no other posts. Odd, because it's a great place. Easy to get to (right off the GSP) and spacious, private and well lit parking in the rear. Went back to back…

Read the same reports about a little crack-down in action, but things seemed quite normal to me last Thurs aft. Couples waiting twenty minutes in line for a room, a little HIP action right at…

Was in last Wed nite and fell in love with Jamie, Angel and Sunshine. Nice to see new, attractive blood. There was one other very welcome difference--the age of the crowd. Much more 'mature' than…

Been a few months since my last visit, and the whole place has been done over, in and out. New sign, new exterior, and an old-fashioned 70's interior make-over. Ultra-violet lights over the entrance reveal…

Don't get here that often as it's a good 2 hr drive. Never make a special trip for PH alone, but combine with some other business in area. Last Fri aft was the weakest line-up…

Paid (too steep) cover, bought (over-priced) water, and endured the assault by a series of hustling hard-bodies before turning around and running for my life. Was almost nothing happening in the tiny main stage area…

Stays remarkably consistent. Good turnover of girls lately, though a few have been hanging on for years now (like me). Good 20 dancer rotation week-nites, younger crowd with bachelor parties (the unlucky one is hand-cuffed…