Reviews by ralphyboy
Submit a ReviewDelilah's Den
1640 Lakewood Road
Toms River, NJ 08755
Amazing how one authentic and personable...
Amazing how one authentic and personable dancer can kick a rating up a couple notches; was the end of her 8 hour shift, must have had better places to go (like home) but she sidled…
Jan 30, 2008, 12:00 AM
Centerfolds Cabaret
201 E Delilah Rd.
Pleasantville, NJ 08232
The closed road (one of the...
The closed road (one of the main drags to/from Atlantic City)right in front of the place is down for the next year and a half and could doom this place. It's a shame because the…
Jan 24, 2008, 12:00 AM
Hot Spot Go-Go Bar
6033 E Black Horse Pike, Mays Landing, NJ 08330, USA*
Typical Jersey in the boonies joint....
Typical Jersey in the boonies joint. Blue collar, fair number of brothers (and a couple sisters dancing), a pool table, one plasma, weak (but cheap) beer selection, 3 of the 5 dancers passably thin…
Jan 17, 2008, 12:00 AM
Scruples Gentlemen's Club
4001 E Bristol Rd
Trevose Heights, PA 19053
I liked the digs (old stone...
I liked the digs (old stone colonial style two story hidden up top a cul-de-sac) but four out of five dancers left me cold-long legs, flat (or flabby) asses and a few too many rings…
Dec 27, 2007, 12:00 AM
Playhouse Lounge
1205 US Route 130 N
Burlington, NJ 08016
A weaker monger may have succumbed...
A weaker monger may have succumbed to the entreaties of April, Sue Ellie and Rayne (the only barside handi-wiper of the bunch) on this medium busy day before the Turkey, but I held out for…
Nov 22, 2007, 12:00 AM
Show & Tel
1900 S Columbus Blvd
Philadelphia, PA 19148
If your need eights and nines...
If your need eights and nines for your viewing pleasure S&T is not your place-these are down and dirty local area Philly girls-some a little long in the tooth and packing a few extra roast…
Nov 1, 2007, 12:00 AM
Purple Orchid
3275 S 61st St
Philadelphia, PA 19153
Hadn't been in in years-since a...
Hadn't been in in years-since a re-model. Nickel cover. Nothing on tap and extremely weak beer selection-five and a half for an (ice cold) Yuengling. Comfortable rectangular bar-lappers through saloon type doors to separate room.…
Nov 1, 2007, 12:00 AM
Volcanic Eruptions
4224 US-40, Mays Landing, NJ 08330, USA*
Under the circumstances the seven dollar...
Under the circumstances the seven dollar cover the 'tender asked for at quarter to six today was like a poke in the eye with a sharp stick. Lifeless, empty, depressing. Toilet was filthy with a…
Sep 19, 2007, 12:00 AM
Cheeks Tavern
132 S Pemberton Rd, Pemberton, NJ 08068, USA*
Place is reaching the popularity saturation...
Place is reaching the popularity saturation point. Nowhere to park mid-day, stocked with more willing women than ever crawling all over you with their hands in your pockets among other places. But their hunger and…
Sep 17, 2007, 12:00 AM
Show & Tel
1900 S Columbus Blvd
Philadelphia, PA 19148
Packed to the rafters last Thurs...
Packed to the rafters last Thurs nite. Bachelor parties (at least 6 PL's including one young lady took the massive hand-cuffed beating)a nice large AA contingent (and more sisters on stage than ever too) and…
Sep 15, 2007, 12:00 AM
Cheeks Tavern
132 S Pemberton Rd, Pemberton, NJ 08068, USA*
The good news is a very...
The good news is a very well-stocked rotation of nearly all Brasiliaras-a good half of whom were slim young lookers-even on an early Wed aft. The bad news is that for whatever combination of reasons,…
Jul 11, 2007, 12:00 AM
Oasis
6798 Essington Ave
Philadelphia, PA 19153
Remote spot by the airport with...
Remote spot by the airport with a pair of red neon palms out front. Beautiful physical lay-out inside with a few 'paintings' of nudes on the walls complemented by a neon 'woman is art, art…
Jun 15, 2007, 12:00 AM
Purple Orchid
3275 S 61st St
Philadelphia, PA 19153
Heard one of my ATF's at...
Heard one of my ATF's at my regular club moved over here after she failed to drop enough lbs. after the baby-that's the kind of place PO is-the last stop for older, heavier, grade B…
Jun 15, 2007, 12:00 AM
Penns Port Pub
1920 S Columbus Blvd
Philadelphia, PA 19148
Below par talent and a handful...
Below par talent and a handful of custies on a slooooww Thurs nite drop the rating a little on this renowned Philly watering hole. The short-haired dirty blonde was atypically older and out of shape…
Jun 15, 2007, 12:00 AM
Cheeks Tavern
132 S Pemberton Rd, Pemberton, NJ 08068, USA*
Judging from some reviews below, experiences...
Judging from some reviews below, experiences here are mixed depending on your choice of dancer. Without going into names or activities, I believe these are some of the nicest digs and most accommodating girls east…
Jun 8, 2007, 12:00 AM
Ballpark Tavern
1390 Edgely Rd, Levittown, PA 19057, USA*
I've got an eagle-eye for joints,...
I've got an eagle-eye for joints, but you could drive by this dump four or five times and never see it. Tucked back in a corner off 13 with practically no signage. Went in, and…
Jun 8, 2007, 12:00 AM
Show & Tel
1900 S Columbus Blvd
Philadelphia, PA 19148
Hate when a place I love...
Hate when a place I love going, has the formula exactly right, decides to change. Been away about a year and they've gussied up the exterior with lavender mood lighting and expensive awnings. There…
Jun 6, 2007, 12:00 AM
Playhouse Lounge
1205 US Route 130 N
Burlington, NJ 08016
Never seen this place emptier (a...
Never seen this place emptier (a full 2/3's) than a recent Mon aft @ 3. On past visits it's prime time and you need a shoehorn to wedge yourself in somewhere. My usual M.O. is…
May 23, 2007, 12:00 AM
Playhouse Lounge
1205 US Route 130 N
Burlington, NJ 08016
Entered the club at 3:20pm with...
Entered the club at 3:20pm with a hundred and twenty-six dollars and left an hour later with dirty pants, a half ounce lighter, and a wallet emptier than the bartender's head. . Two…
Mar 23, 2007, 9:04 AM
The Go-Go Rama
Hwy 35 & Laurence Pkwy
Laurence Harbor, NJ 08879
Sparse crowd on a Thurs nite-old...
Sparse crowd on a Thurs nite-old fogeys and a smattering of Asians. Dancer quality IMHO has dropped significantly-most showing rings around the legs, cellulite on the hips and especially-the last recourse of the aging adult…
Dec 15, 2006, 3:56 AM
Delilah's Den
1640 Lakewood Road
Toms River, NJ 08755
Spent a little over an hour...
Spent a little over an hour (and exactly six bucks) here Thur nite. Thin line-up, and NO ONE circulating, soliciting dances. By comparison, spent close to a hun nite before in 'sister' club over @…
Dec 1, 2006, 3:48 AM
Centerfolds Cabaret
201 E Delilah Rd.
Pleasantville, NJ 08232
Wed nite @ 10:00. Two goons...
Wed nite @ 10:00. Two goons at the door ask for five dollar cover 'unless you have a casino id'. Had to be twenty dancers inside upscale surroundings and VERY moderate crowd. Was left alone…
Nov 30, 2006, 3:57 AM
Playhouse Lounge
1205 US Route 130 N
Burlington, NJ 08016
Hit it @ 3:30 on a...
Hit it @ 3:30 on a Tues aft-normally prime time. Far side back of bar wall was packed, my side by the toilet and stage entrance practically empty. Dolla-dolla assault started immediately and was relentless.…
Nov 23, 2006, 3:41 AM
Bottoms Up
30 S Florida Ave
Atlantic City, NJ 08401
Current (small) crop of unchanging day-shifters...
Current (small) crop of unchanging day-shifters are nice but not giving it up in back. And nite-time scene does not appeal-lotta bro's from the hood shuffling in and out. Heard lot out back is less…
Nov 20, 2006, 4:24 AM













