Reviews by ralphyboy

stopped in for the second time in 25 years (if the joint hasn't been there that long it sure as hell looks like it)...there's simply no overwhelming draw here and it's in a remote spot…

if you're jonesing for a nice moderate amount of attention (even a degree of inattention)and the cheapest possible dances in a congenial environment you'd be hard-pressed to do better than this overlooked outpost...no daytime cover,…

surprisingly empty @ 4pm but before your beverage is opened the sirens will be swarming out of the woodwork for the familiar dolla-dolla assault, and though costly, it may be the best part of the…

Had to stop in on the last weekend of this legendary club's existence...though it was never really my cup...i certainly appreciated its unique ambiance and offerings...if you had money to burn and a taste for…

Last two visits have been lackluster. There are only two real reasons for stopping in here--self-loathing or to get "serviced." The first is always a lock, the second has become more questionable. Couple of the better…

Sometimes you drive an hour and a half (fortunately there was another reason to be in the area too)and immediately realize the length of time it'll take you to consume the beer will be about…

Other than agreeing that this is one grimey little dive, reviews for this place-including my own-have been wildly divergent; which simply points out that it is, in fact, one extremely HIT or MISS joint. If…

Since I remember this place twenty years ago, it's like stepping into a time machine that's a little (or lot) worse for wear. Counted exactly ten PLs @ 7pm. It's as dark and depressing as…

A veritable Hall of Horrors on a sleepy almost day before T-Day afternoon. Endured a roster of five or six 'dancers' of dick-shriveling pathos before fleeing with my last shred of self-respect. My ATF's…

sparse crowd @ 4:30 in the aft. The innumerable vultures wasted no time descending in an instantaneous, brutal assault. Burned through twenty dollars in five minutes, making the (re)acquaintance of Kianni, April, Ellie, Vera, Kelly,…

Two recent aft visits-one an off the charts ten plus, and the last a ho-hum 'why did I bother'-the dif was my missing girl who seems to have taken a temp flyer from the joint.…

Kicking up my rating on this grimy hole in the wall on the basis of the relatively high quality of dancers observed @ shift change, a superb bartender (a complimentary beverage-a supremely rare occurrence for…

Ducked in and out of here 3 times the Sun. nite Ike blew through. Storm wasn't all that-just a lot of blowing rain. Joint was deserted and desolate. Dancers weren't particularly personable and got downright…

Same two or three looks (re-entry to both is fine) I gave its neighbor on the same sleepy Sun nite- but this place had a moderately good crowd and vibe-with a big assist from…

The road's still closed and biz appears slow, but the dancer quality and number remain top shelf. Two Ruskkies, Sylar and Kristin, an Asian Pam, very comely and curvy bargirl, Sylvia,and damn near a lap…

Read on SCL that sister club in South Amboy was offering free admish (a not insubstantial savings of fifteen smackers) again from 6-10, so took a shot and hit it @ 6:30 'cause I like…

Was a packed house @ shift change with wall to wall hotties-one dayshifter on stage and two bartop. After they'd vacuumed the washingtons their nightshift replacements steamed in with no slippage in quality. All(except one…

A local hole-in-the-wall full of nice happy people smoking and talking sports. The three dancers/shift rotate on and off the teeny tiny stage with the skinniest pole I've ever seen quickly-some flash the naughty bits…

Never been on a Fri nite-it was mobbed. Physical do-over looks well and done-complete with whirly-gig strobes spinning from the ceiling. An abundance of plasmas, comfort stations and low-keyed security-serious coin was spent and it…

Pretty lame line-up on a sleepy Tues afternoon-got off to a irritating start when both the door-gurl and bar-keep called me that condescending 'honey'-later I realized it was the same gurl. (She was also serving…

Lap heaven on Latina nite (every Wed) in a rough hood. Parked in a 24 hour RiteAid out on the main drag and hiked in over three blocks of broken concrete, broken glass, empty garbage…

Been a while since visiting my old haunt, and there's still surprising stability here-same doorguy, bouncers, barkeep, and at least half dozen dancers (most not good) who've been in the saddle here for years. Remodeling…

Had the dubious pleasure of viewing Tara, Asia and Layla in this pathetic outpost of Grunge. One of them was so drunk she tumbled onto the stage while selecting her songs at the juke. Spent…

Ten custies and three dancers on an early Mon afternoon. Nice neighborhood vibe, chatty bartender easy on the eyes. Flashing of the naughty bits seems de riguer here, though some are more flamboyant than others.…

An earlier reviewer noted only four dancers on a recent weekday. There were over twenty on Wed aft and at least eighteen of them were VHQ (very high quality) imports-new young and eager. Was in…