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published 12 yrs ago
an earlier review mentions the new...
reviewed by
ralphyboy

7.0

an earlier review mentions the new BYOB policy in passing..i thought it warranted clarification and detail in addition to updating the club's 'checklist' of features...prior to BYOB, cover was ten daytime and fifteen nitetime with…

review
published 12 yrs ago
it was a sleepy new year's...
reviewed by
ralphyboy

6.0

it was a sleepy new year's eve afternoon in my old shoe (worn, less comfy than it used to be, almost never seen in public)sinkhole of depravity...perky semi-attractive bargirl, festooned with holiday lights, pretzels on…

review
published 12 yrs ago
just a word of warning to...
reviewed by
ralphyboy

7.3

just a word of warning to first time commuters to this most worthwhile destination-it is an altogether unpleasant introduction to 'the you can't get there from here' jersey road design by committee-of asylum inmates that…

review
published 12 yrs ago
my second afternoon visit to this...
reviewed by
ralphyboy

6.3

my second afternoon visit to this old-time, suburban dive..still dark as a bat cave, most toxic RR this side of monsanto, fair to middling dancers who've been on the circuit since way before monica was…

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published 12 yrs ago
second visit in six weeks, nickle...
reviewed by
ralphyboy

7.7

second visit in six weeks, nickle cover @ 7 on a sat night, exactly two gents at the bar and later learn one is a semi-employee. a sumptuously furnished and almost completely empty mausoleum-what gives?…

review
published 13 yrs ago
been a year or two, but...
reviewed by
ralphyboy

6.3

been a year or two, but this joint never really changes..even the girls remain the same..just grab a seat and wait for the dolla-dolla assault to begin..you will frequently smell or feel them before actually…

review
published 13 yrs ago
since chrisines in philly has closed...
reviewed by
ralphyboy

7.3

since chrisines in philly has closed this is now by far the swankiest joint in the delaware valley. spacious, well appointed, beautifully lit, superior sound system..LD area is hidden, enormous, plush and discrete. nickle cover…

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published 13 yrs ago
a non-descript dump from the outside,...
reviewed by
ralphyboy

6.3

a non-descript dump from the outside, somewhat better (and extra dark) inside. rectangular bar, two stages and poles. dancers tended a little paunchy and tatted up. fifteen gurls-all day and nite long, were enumerated on…

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published 13 yrs ago
my pattern is fixed here-an afternoon...
reviewed by
ralphyboy

5.7

my pattern is fixed here-an afternoon visit at shift change to view both the departing and incoming girls. the ones leaving are frequently drunk and happy (to be leaving) and the ones coming quiet if…

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published 13 yrs ago
you know you're in a philly...
reviewed by
ralphyboy

6.7

you know you're in a philly (area) club when your moderately good looking (nice teeth, smile, skin, fashionable cut)but hard as nails bartender is holding forth for fifteen minutes on last week's football games-the over-under,…

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published 13 yrs ago
after irene swept through on sat...
reviewed by
ralphyboy

6.3

after irene swept through on sat nite/sun (half hour of which was spent hunkered down in my closet with a bottle of wine during a tornado warning) monday dawned clear and bright with that pronounced…

review
published 14 yrs ago
this dingy venue of female pulchritude...
reviewed by
ralphyboy

6.7

this dingy venue of female pulchritude has featured more than its fair share of super sub-par, snaggle-toothed wildebeests over the years, pasty-white and adipose ectoplasm complete with big librarian glasses and clunky clod-hoppers. there've been…