Reviews

NO CELLPHONES! NO BOTTLES! NO TANKTOPS! NO REFUNDS! plastered all over front doors. but days are SLOW so the gracious hostess overlooked the bottle i fessed up to and poured it into a cup. the…

6 yrs ago1

Delilah's Den

Toms River, NJ

was sucked into a highly promoted ("the biggest event of the year' per the DJ) holiday extravaganza last month promising twenty to thirty dancers, free buffet, reduced VIPs, etc etc. at @ eight o'clock there…

7 yrs ago1

Penns Port Pub

Philadelphia, PA

get real in philly...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

small, unpretentious, blue collar 'pub' on the main delaware river drag, block long parking on a mostly abandoned side street squeezed between massive retail complexes and defunct warehouses...3 sided bar with a postage sized stage…

7 yrs ago

Delilah's Den

Toms River, NJ

Halloween?

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

an un-costumed roster of seven dancers on a 3-8 scale, and a pathetically sparse audience of three to seven PLs. either the steep cover (twenty plus five for a water-and even higher if you BYOB)…

7 yrs ago1

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, NJ

Thirty years and counting...

anyplace that's been around this long qualifies as an 'institution'...and many things have remained the same over the decades...the lineups are huge-a full rotation may take three hours, the accurately timed (a generous five minutes…

8 yrs ago

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, PA

purple jack shack...

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

invariably two or three of the four names on the blackboard will be 'deal-breakers'-gurls that if you had any way of knowing ahead of time were on, you'd have spared yourself the unpleasant journey over…

8 yrs ago

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, NJ

consistently consistent...

light crowd on a wed. aft..for some reason it hums 'til @ four when the bottom falls out...been a couple years but the names and faces remain the same..kianni has been the queen of the…

9 yrs ago1

Delilah's Den

Toms River, NJ

The old In and Out...

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

I have a love/hate relationship with this brothel disguised as a strip club. although the day dancers can be older and plumper (and reliable swallowers), it features many younger, edgier and shaved performers full of…

9 yrs ago

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, PA

some things never change...

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

...after a three year absence, poked both heads back in...big one leading, little one apprehensive and recessed...it's possible you'll spring wood in here if you're 21, half blind and half crocked, with the taste and…

10 yrs ago2

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, PA

Hear it's good, but...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

for a first time visitor with a buggy GPS, finding the place from the interstate was hell, parking not much better...a single subterranean door labeled 'Hidden Treasure' lies beneath a sprawling food venue...dancer one was…

10 yrs ago

Haven Place Go-Go Bar

Baltimore, MD

twin peaks redux...

★★★★★★★3.7/10

as an individual who could not be less interested in 'gentlemen's clubs,' valet parking, high covers, bodies by Doctor Lotsatits, and the general 'vacuum your wallets by soulless auto-matrons that occurs in such establishments, most…

10 yrs ago1

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, MD

slithery sistas...

if you got a rock hard that won't quit and needs to be ridden by a lively variety of hungry young sisters that def won't quit, make a bee-line for this ramshackle joint right over…

11 yrs ago2

Pole Position

Mays Landing, NJ

three visits to (at least the...

three visits to (at least the third version of) this reopened and remodeled spot in the boonies of south jersey actually confirm about half of the over the top and somewhat suspect review beneath this…

11 yrs ago

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, MD

located off the beaten track on...

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

located off the beaten track on what amounts to a 19th C industrial alleyway (one lane) which would not be out of place in belize or mexico...small well lit parking lot on side...room for eighty…

11 yrs ago

Pole Position

Mays Landing, NJ

Pole Position is up and running..opens...

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Pole Position is up and running..opens at noon six days a week and only nights on Sunday..sat night cover was ten, BYOB (wine or beer only) with a theoretically nude format that is meeting some…

12 yrs ago

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, PA

once in a while the unluckiest...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

once in a while the unluckiest monger on the longest losing streak, trolling the dingiest dives in the lousiest low expectations frame of mind, will strike lightning in a bottle. it was an almost…

12 yrs ago1

Club Champagne

Woodbury, NJ

when the girl i saw roaming...

when the girl i saw roaming @ the parking lot, then smoking on the stoop outside the front door turned out to be the bartender who wandered in a full ten minutes after the lengthy…

12 yrs ago1

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, MD

-like most new places in my...

-like most new places in my picky dotage i wanted to bolt after five minutes: it was dark and warehouse-y, the 'music' sucked at an intolerable volume, the stage was too far away for good…

Club Risque

Bristol, PA

this is a nice, chill, well...

this is a nice, chill, well run and formulaic, suburban club that is easy to like if you are not banking on being molested. right off a major interstate, easy and ample parking, spacious digs…

Club Champagne

Woodbury, NJ

first nite-time visit-as a gold-plated cheap...

first nite-time visit-as a gold-plated cheap bastard i duck the higher cover, hullabaloo and noise whenever possible-so it was a novelty to ogle such a wide array of 'talent'...mercedes, felicia, lola, farrah, bambi, vanity, skylar,…

13 yrs ago2

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, PA

when i recall some of the...

when i recall some of the flat footed, adipose, and matronly wildebeests i've encountered here over the years, the current rotations are super-star by comparison. they are younger,shapelier, more personable and willing to satisfy at…

13 yrs ago2

Penns Port Pub

Philadelphia, PA

this philly hole-in-the-wall with crazy hours...

this philly hole-in-the-wall with crazy hours (e.g. closes at 7pm on Sat) has been there forever and never changes...SRO crowd on a frigid and festive day before the Super Bowl..never a cover, four dollar yeunglings…

Club Champagne

Woodbury, NJ

other than the dodgy access issue...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

other than the dodgy access issue (coming or going or both you will be forced to enter a poorly marked U turn made worse in the dark and by the presence of cops lying in…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, NJ

an earlier review mentions the new...

an earlier review mentions the new BYOB policy in passing..i thought it warranted clarification and detail in addition to updating the club's 'checklist' of features...prior to BYOB, cover was ten daytime and fifteen nitetime with…