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Reviews

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published 5 yrs ago
'Customer Appreciation' aka GFY...
reviewed by
ralphyboy

4.0

DDTR as its known, has often been the hottest venue in the area, with the youngest, sexiest lineups in a chill and comfortable location, but lately it's sucked donkey balls dipped in arsenic. For a…

review
published 5 yrs ago
Afternoon delight...
reviewed by
ralphyboy

7.3

NO CELLPHONES! NO BOTTLES! NO TANKTOPS! NO REFUNDS! plastered all over front doors. but days are SLOW so the gracious hostess overlooked the bottle i fessed up to and poured it into a cup. the…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Good optics...
reviewed by
ralphyboy

6.7

was sucked into a highly promoted ("the biggest event of the year' per the DJ) holiday extravaganza last month promising twenty to thirty dancers, free buffet, reduced VIPs, etc etc. at @ eight o'clock there…

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published 6 yrs ago
get real in philly...
reviewed by
ralphyboy

7.7

small, unpretentious, blue collar 'pub' on the main delaware river drag, block long parking on a mostly abandoned side street squeezed between massive retail complexes and defunct warehouses...3 sided bar with a postage sized stage…

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published 6 yrs ago
Halloween?
reviewed by
ralphyboy

6.0

an un-costumed roster of seven dancers on a 3-8 scale, and a pathetically sparse audience of three to seven PLs. either the steep cover (twenty plus five for a water-and even higher if you BYOB)…

review
published 7 yrs ago
Thirty years and counting...
reviewed by
ralphyboy

7.0

anyplace that's been around this long qualifies as an 'institution'...and many things have remained the same over the decades...the lineups are huge-a full rotation may take three hours, the accurately timed (a generous five minutes…

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published 7 yrs ago
purple jack shack...
reviewed by
ralphyboy

5.7

invariably two or three of the four names on the blackboard will be 'deal-breakers'-gurls that if you had any way of knowing ahead of time were on, you'd have spared yourself the unpleasant journey over…

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published 7 yrs ago
consistently consistent...
reviewed by
ralphyboy

7.3

light crowd on a wed. aft..for some reason it hums 'til @ four when the bottom falls out...been a couple years but the names and faces remain the same..kianni has been the queen of the…

review
published 8 yrs ago
The old In and Out...
reviewed by
ralphyboy

5.3

I have a love/hate relationship with this brothel disguised as a strip club. although the day dancers can be older and plumper (and reliable swallowers), it features many younger, edgier and shaved performers full of…

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published 8 yrs ago
some things never change...
reviewed by
ralphyboy

4.7

...after a three year absence, poked both heads back in...big one leading, little one apprehensive and recessed...it's possible you'll spring wood in here if you're 21, half blind and half crocked, with the taste and…

review
published 9 yrs ago
Hear it's good, but...
reviewed by
ralphyboy

6.0

for a first time visitor with a buggy GPS, finding the place from the interstate was hell, parking not much better...a single subterranean door labeled 'Hidden Treasure' lies beneath a sprawling food venue...dancer one was…

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published 9 yrs ago
twin peaks redux...
reviewed by
ralphyboy

3.7

as an individual who could not be less interested in 'gentlemen's clubs,' valet parking, high covers, bodies by Doctor Lotsatits, and the general 'vacuum your wallets by soulless auto-matrons that occurs in such establishments, most…