ralphyboy

New Jersey

Reviews by ralphyboy

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  5 years ago
  Delilah's Den

  Toms River, New Jersey
  'Customer Appreciation' aka GFY...

  DDTR as its known, has often been the hottest venue in the area, with the youngest, sexiest lineups in a chill and comfortable location, but lately it's sucked donkey balls dipped in arsenic. For...
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  5 years ago

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  Fratboy908
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  5 years ago
  Delilah's Den

  Toms River, New Jersey
  Afternoon delight...

  NO CELLPHONES! NO BOTTLES! NO TANKTOPS! NO REFUNDS! plastered all over front doors. but days are SLOW so the gracious hostess overlooked the bottle i fessed up to and poured it into a cup....
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  5 years ago

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  BuckMcNutter
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  6 years ago
  Delilah's Den

  Toms River, New Jersey
  Good optics...

  was sucked into a highly promoted ("the biggest event of the year' per the DJ) holiday extravaganza last month promising twenty to thirty dancers, free buffet, reduced VIPs, etc etc. at @ eight o'clock...
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  6 years ago

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  MassiveHardOn
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  6 years ago
  Penns Port Pub

  Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
  get real in philly...

  small, unpretentious, blue collar 'pub' on the main delaware river drag, block long parking on a mostly abandoned side street squeezed between massive retail complexes and defunct warehouses...3 sided bar with a postage sized...
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  6 years ago
  Delilah's Den

  Toms River, New Jersey
  Halloween?

  an un-costumed roster of seven dancers on a 3-8 scale, and a pathetically sparse audience of three to seven PLs. either the steep cover (twenty plus five for a water-and even higher if you...
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  6 years ago

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  daveinjersey
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  6 years ago
  The Go-Go Rama

  Laurence Harbor, New Jersey
  Thirty years and counting...

  anyplace that's been around this long qualifies as an 'institution'...and many things have remained the same over the decades...the lineups are huge-a full rotation may take three hours, the accurately timed (a generous five...
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  7 years ago
  Ballpark Tavern

  Bristol, Pennsylvania
  purple jack shack...

  invariably two or three of the four names on the blackboard will be 'deal-breakers'-gurls that if you had any way of knowing ahead of time were on, you'd have spared yourself the unpleasant journey...
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  7 years ago
  Playhouse Lounge

  Burlington, New Jersey
  consistently consistent...

  light crowd on a wed. aft..for some reason it hums 'til @ four when the bottom falls out...been a couple years but the names and faces remain the same..kianni has been the queen of...
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  7 years ago

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  nj_pete
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  8 years ago
  Delilah's Den

  Toms River, New Jersey
  The old In and Out...

  I have a love/hate relationship with this brothel disguised as a strip club. although the day dancers can be older and plumper (and reliable swallowers), it features many younger, edgier and shaved performers full...
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  8 years ago
  Ballpark Tavern

  Bristol, Pennsylvania
  some things never change...

  ...after a three year absence, poked both heads back in...big one leading, little one apprehensive and recessed...it's possible you'll spring wood in here if you're 21, half blind and half crocked, with the taste...
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  8 years ago

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  oldman915
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  8 years ago
  Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

  Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
  Hear it's good, but...

  for a first time visitor with a buggy GPS, finding the place from the interstate was hell, parking not much better...a single subterranean door labeled 'Hidden Treasure' lies beneath a sprawling food venue...dancer one...
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  9 years ago
  Haven Place Go-Go Bar

  Baltimore, Maryland
  twin peaks redux...

  as an individual who could not be less interested in 'gentlemen's clubs,' valet parking, high covers, bodies by Doctor Lotsatits, and the general 'vacuum your wallets by soulless auto-matrons that occurs in such establishments,...
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  9 years ago

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  Jackmd
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  9 years ago
  Ebony Inn

  Fairmount Heights, Maryland
  slithery sistas...

  if you got a rock hard that won't quit and needs to be ridden by a lively variety of hungry young sisters that def won't quit, make a bee-line for this ramshackle joint right...
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  9 years ago

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  Papi_Chulo
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  10 years ago
  Pole Position

  Mays Landing, New Jersey
  three visits to (at least the...

  three visits to (at least the third version of) this reopened and remodeled spot in the boonies of south jersey actually confirm about half of the over the top and somewhat suspect review beneath...
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  10 years ago
  Showcase Theater

  Beltsville, Maryland
  located off the beaten track on...

  located off the beaten track on what amounts to a 19th C industrial alleyway (one lane) which would not be out of place in belize or mexico...small well lit parking lot on side...room for...
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  10 years ago
  Pole Position

  Mays Landing, New Jersey
  Pole Position is up and running..opens...

  Pole Position is up and running..opens at noon six days a week and only nights on Sunday..sat night cover was ten, BYOB (wine or beer only) with a theoretically nude format that is meeting...
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  11 years ago
  Ballpark Tavern

  Bristol, Pennsylvania
  once in a while the unluckiest...

  once in a while the unluckiest monger on the longest losing streak, trolling the dingiest dives in the lousiest low expectations frame of mind, will strike lightning in a bottle. it was an...
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  11 years ago

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  shayfoutu
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  11 years ago
  Club Champagne

  Woodbury, New Jersey
  when the girl i saw roaming...

  when the girl i saw roaming @ the parking lot, then smoking on the stoop outside the front door turned out to be the bartender who wandered in a full ten minutes after the...
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  11 years ago

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  11 years ago
  Fantasies Nightclub

  Baltimore, Maryland
  -like most new places in my...

  -like most new places in my picky dotage i wanted to bolt after five minutes: it was dark and warehouse-y, the 'music' sucked at an intolerable volume, the stage was too far away for...
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  11 years ago
  Club Risque

  Bristol, Pennsylvania
  this is a nice, chill, well...

  this is a nice, chill, well run and formulaic, suburban club that is easy to like if you are not banking on being molested. right off a major interstate, easy and ample parking, spacious...
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  11 years ago
  Club Champagne

  Woodbury, New Jersey
  first nite-time visit-as a gold-plated cheap...

  first nite-time visit-as a gold-plated cheap bastard i duck the higher cover, hullabaloo and noise whenever possible-so it was a novelty to ogle such a wide array of 'talent'...mercedes, felicia, lola, farrah, bambi, vanity,...
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  11 years ago

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  crazytrain
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  12 years ago
  Ballpark Tavern

  Bristol, Pennsylvania
  when i recall some of the...

  when i recall some of the flat footed, adipose, and matronly wildebeests i've encountered here over the years, the current rotations are super-star by comparison. they are younger,shapelier, more personable and willing to satisfy...
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  12 years ago

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  farmerart
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  12 years ago
  Penns Port Pub

  Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
  this philly hole-in-the-wall with crazy hours...

  this philly hole-in-the-wall with crazy hours (e.g. closes at 7pm on Sat) has been there forever and never changes...SRO crowd on a frigid and festive day before the Super Bowl..never a cover, four dollar...
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  12 years ago
  Club Champagne

  Woodbury, New Jersey
  other than the dodgy access issue...

  other than the dodgy access issue (coming or going or both you will be forced to enter a poorly marked U turn made worse in the dark and by the presence of cops lying...