Reviews by Teller

I keep trying to give this club a chance. I keep pitching but they keep striking out. This time I visited on a Saturday evening. You might think this would be the...

I don't go up to Club Fantasy as much as I used to, just once in a while. I tried a Wednesday night, because I knew that for the next four nights I...

It was time for my periodic visit to Flamingo. I hadn't been there for a while, and I was in the neighborhood on a Monday afternoon. Perhaps it was the time of...

It must have been desperation time, because I ended up at the LA Grand again. I spend most of my club time at Club Fantasy, but on this particular night, it was desolate. So...

It appears that the popularity of Hostess Clubs in LA in waning. It makes sense because there is not much to be had mileage-wise in these clubs since LE has bee monitoring them...

I headed here from the California Girls club on Brookhurst. I figured this old reliable club had to be decent on a Saturday night. Wrong! More porkers than at California Girls....

A desperate Saturday night. I had to be desperate to go into this club. After being patted down (something new these days in Orange County clubs?) I paid the $10 fee and...

LA Grand is not a club I go to very often, just once in a while. I will stop in from time to time to see what's available. I went last Tuesday. ...

I won't go into the details of how the club works, because that has been covered very well in some recent and not so recent reviews. I have been coming to this club...

I rarely visit this club, even though I kinda like it. So I had to check my last review of it. My gawd! It was in 2011. I wasn't lying about visiting...

On a recent trip to the Detroit area, I visited two clubs, Players and Penthouse, my longtime must-visit places when I'm in town. I have already reviewed Players, so that leaves Penthouse. ...

This is the first time I've been to Michigan since last September. Therefore, it's the first time I've been to Players since the remodeling. I will forego the physical description, so well done...

I check into the Flamingo periodically, mostly when I think about it, which is not that often. Recently I visited on Thursday from 11:30 PM till closing, and also on a Tuesday evening....

Surprisingly enough, Players was the one club on this trip to Michigan where I had an ok experience. It was fair to middling, but compared to other clubs that I visited (Penthouse, Flight...

Some reviewers have noted (and I agree with them) that The Penthouse culture has shifted radically. I agree that the quality of dancers has diminished. Older, fatter, harder, much more mercenary. ...

Flight Club was one of five clubs I visited on this trip to Michigan. I actually visited three times, once on Friday evening and twice in the afternoon on Wednesday and Thursday. ...

On a very recent trip to Michigan, I visited five clubs. Landing Strip was one of them. I had seen reviews that seemed to suggest that this club was on a comeback....

Playhouse used to be one of my favorite clubs, but that was a while ago. I agree with other posters who say that this club has seen better days and that it isn't...

Last time I was in this club before was in May and things haven't changed that much. There were some girls I hadn't seen before, but the songs were just as short and...

I have been coming to Players for longer than TUSCL has been around. And now I visit every time I'm in town, since I don't live in the area. This time I...

This trip to Southeastern Michigan was a little disappointing as far as the strip club scene was concerned. Even my favorite, Penthouse, was not that great. I actually visited three times, a...

This is the first time I've been to Flight Club since the re-model. I visited twice, on a Tuesday afternoon and then again the next day, Wednesday afternoon. Both days were pretty much...

Inspired by the encouraging reviews of local clubs, I decided to take a chance on Flamingo, even though I have been sour on strip clubs in Southern California for quite some time. It...

This is the third of three clubs I ventured to visit this afternoon in Anaheim. All three (Flamingo, Taboo, and Sahara) were a complete waste of time, although Flamingo had enough to have...