I rarely visit this club, even...

I rarely visit this club, even though I kinda like it. So I had to check my last review of it. My gawd! It was in 2011. I wasn't lying about visiting infrequently. I was in the area, so I stopped in on an early Saturday evening. It looked deserted. I think I spotted two other guys in there and assorted girls. There was one looker, a tall skinny blonde. I believe a previous poster named her as Alyssa. That is correct, as I remember. There were two other girls that were medium chunky. All the rest were in various stages of hefty. South of the border and in some places in LA and Orange County, they would be referred to as "gorditas." Their friendliness is in inverse proportion to their weight. The skinny blonde offered no table chat. It was,"Do you want a dance?" and that's it. Most accepted, including me. I guess she realized that she did not have to prime her prospects. Her dances, at the $10 benches, were less than spectacular. She didn't put a lot into them. And I'm pretty sure that a visit to the VIP rooms with her would be similarly disappointing. She was good looking but cold by comparison to the other two I got dances from. The two mediums offered friendly chat and preliminary groping as well as outstanding $10 dances. I do believe these are the best $10 dances in the country if you get the right girl. The rest of the ladies, "the gorditas," were so friendly that I had to work hard just to discourage them. Eventually, they all left my company. Just too much corpulence and too little pulchritude for me. The dances I did get in this place on this Saturday night, even on the benches, not even VIP dances, were hot. That is, except for those of the slim, good-looking blonde. Bummer.