Reviews

Friday night, a female friend texted. 'Meet us at Jumbo's!' When I was running late, she texted, 'We're stageside, wow, beautiful redhead dancer! Where are you?' My friend was right. When I got there, the…

There are four girls at Jumbos to rival the top girl at any club. Lacy, Bo, Zoey and Violet. Lacy is a natural d-cup blonde, and maybe the coolest girl you'll ever meet. Bo has…

Be warned that when you come in before 11pm even on a weekend night, you could easily be the only customer at the Reign. The girls will come by once in awhile, but to keep…

Just to correct a mistake below, there ARE lap dances at the club. There's a small nook back in the far left rear of the club (no nudity of course). The dancers are hugely thankful…

It's not often you go to a club and discover a gem. At Baby Dolls on a recent Friday night, that gem was Kelly. Kelly is a 20-year-old girl with natural high-c cups, a thin…

I found Zona Rosa by seeing it from the highway. Colors like that aren't used by many other kinds of businesses. Zzzzzsssona Rosssa! This is a very very latino club. Ranchera music, 3/4 of the…

Only four or five patrons. Only about eight women. What do you want on a Saturday before the Super Bowl? Turns out it was exactly what I wanted. I started out looking for an answer…

I love Synn. It's really an undiscovered gem of a club. Girls to look for on the dayshift are Chanel, Nattie and Harley. On the nightshift, Milan is a stunner, while Chanel and Nattie also…

Yes, that 10 review has to be a shill. But all the same, I liked this place purely because it provided some of the rare thrills in the past year, all related to two dancers…

Thank you Peach, thank you. What a hot little batch of salty you are. I've hit clubs all over the west, and this little, explosive, four-foot-eleven, street-wise package of Thai spice sits right at the…

Sorry, I don't believe the last review is legit. First of all, there's never any cigarette smoke. It's just not possible to mistake the smoke from a disco smoke machine with cigarette smoke unless the…

When I visited last weekend, I hoped for a smorgasbord of ass, and brothers I was not disappointed. Wow. There are actress-quality girls in all corners of this club. I determined not to waste my…