Jumbo's Clown Room
5153 Hollywood Blvd Los Angeles, CA 90027

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Velcro
Jun 28, 2009, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

Just to correct a mistake below, there ARE lap dances at the club. There's a small nook back in the far left rear of the club (no nudity of course). The dancers are hugely thankful for whatever laps they get, because if you're at a bikini bar where you make your living off stage tips, you're not going to be living large.

I love this place. I hardly get around to it, but it's real people, none of the sad and lonely bastards at the average strip clubs. The crowd goes insane for the dancers, especially the girl customers. The dancers themselves are mostly a cool set of girls. My favorites: Lacey and Mary. Lacey is a platinum blonde beauty with natural C-cups. Mary is the human embodiment of Jessica Rabbit, all curves and bomb-blast red hair.

Many of the Jumbo's girls are pole dance instructors. The quality of their pole-work is a point of pride, and it shows. Where girls at most clubs wing it, many of these girls pour all their athleticism into their spins and hangs.

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