When I visited last weekend, I...

When I visited last weekend, I hoped for a smorgasbord of ass, and brothers I was not disappointed. Wow. There are actress-quality girls in all corners of this club. I determined not to waste my time on anything less, and eight 'arriba' upstairs sessions later at the end of two days, you'd think I'd gotten to all the girls on whom I had designs. But no, there was the smoking hot girl with the page-boy cut, the thin surfer-girl blonde, the tall, slinky brunette, the playful little circus girl... all of whom had me wishing I could stay another day.

Now for the downside. For all that it's a free-for-all of women, the girls aren't really very good upstairs. Nor are they the lightest of mood. Worst of all are the huge slatherings of lube every girl uses, without exception. After the amazing body of Camilla (girl #7), my second memory of the place is of the lube. If you're a fan of lube, great, you'll get it in spades, enough to service a fleet of taxis with the excess.

As for the lack of humor, I guess a reader could ask, 'what do you expect? They're having sex for money.' Well, to be sure, I am expecting a lot, but it's probably because there are places that have the same quality of women who actually are playful, light and have senses of humor. It's a miracle, yes, but it's something that'll spoil any man and make a visit to Adelita's more of a dour experience than it could be. Seriously, there are a lot of girls who look like they have the weight of the world on their shoulders (they may well have). There are others who are friendly downstairs but who turn into pushy machines upstairs. But there are only a very few who care to shed the cloud once the door closes.