Only four or five patrons. Only...

Only four or five patrons. Only about eight women. What do you want on a Saturday before the Super Bowl? Turns out it was exactly what I wanted.

I started out looking for an answer to the age-old question: What's the Spearmint Rhino day shift like? I've always avoided the Rhino because it's in the excluded middle. If you live where I live, and you want a club with Rhino-like women, you go to 4Play or Plan B in West LA. If you want a club with COI-like women, you go to Hawaii or Synn. So why ever go to SRCOI. What'd be the point?

But I might go back. The girls at SRCOI were much better than I thought. And here's the deal--if you go when no other guys are there, voila, you get the attention of every girl. When they're dancing onstage, they're dancing for you, they're approaching you, they're sitting right in front of you--which are all very under-rated things.