I found Zona Rosa by seeing...

I found Zona Rosa by seeing it from the highway. Colors like that aren't used by many other kinds of businesses. Zzzzzsssona Rosssa! This is a very very latino club. Ranchera music, 3/4 of the patrons overweight latino 20-somethings with nearly shaved heads and wearing jerseys.

I don't think there was a caucasian girl there on the Thursday night I visited. There were about three good-looking girls and about ten girls whose sweet dispositions were their selling points, and the rest, who probably shouldn't be dancing. I ended up with one of the two beauties, Sasha, for a few lap dances, which were...nice...considering the rules against some kinds of interaction. The other beauty was busy in the VIP all night, which gives you a hint of how a 7 can look like a 10 given the right surroundings.

I decided on a VIP with a very thin African American girl from Houston, negotiated the hour charge down to $75 (yes, that's an hour for $75), and dove in for the kill. I expended about 35 minutes of the hour, tipped the girl for service above and beyond the call of duty, and got out before the rough-looking types, who were rumored to be on a hunt for cocaine, could start a beef with me for taking one of 'their' girls for a ride.