Market Street Cinema
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1075 Market St, San Francisco, CA 94103, USA*

This place is the Theater of...

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Velcro
Jan 14, 2006, 4:29 AM
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This place is the Theater of the Absurd.

I visited in October after five years away from SF to discover that they were forced to taken down the curtains. So if you're in the back area, you might well be able to turn your head and catch a guy whacking off in one of the booths. Hah! What a surprise, beating his meat right there, not caring who sees. Reminded me of Green Door in Las Vegas in the old days.

So rewind. I resist all offers to go back to a booth and spend some time checking out the scene. Hard-bodied chick doing a dildo show onstage, allowing men to ram it in her. Check. Fat black chick coming to sit next to me and ignoring all hints until I make it plain I'm not interested. Check. Mimi / Lulu looking like she's been fucked 3,500 times since I last worked her. Check. It's still the MSC.

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