December 30, Saturday night, and I...

December 30, Saturday night, and I was locked into going to TL. I usually avoid weekend nights, and it's for two reasons: 1) there's just too much competition from the losers who sit googly-eyed without paying the girls a cent, but who'll happily chat them up for ten minutes before inevitably declining a lap dance, all while you wait impatiently for said loser to get his hand off her ass so she can come your way; and 2) too many of the girls aren't really into it.

At TL, a weekend night is even worse. Those high lap dance seats around the back get filled up with sad losers who can't be bothered to spend any money of their own, but who're are more than happy to gape open-mouthed at what you're paying for at a distance of two feet away. I'm convinced they sit there in wait for the voyeuristic thrill of mooching off your dearly bought lap. Simply put, it's creepy, it's an embarrassment to the male species, and it keeps you from having as good a lap as TL can offer (which can be off the charts).

The girls were good sports, however. Minali is a sweet-bodied, natural, short-haired, bright-eyed, happy Cahuenga Blvd type with skin on her behind so smooth it seems porcelain. You could fall in love with her in a heartbeat. She's a little precious to the touch, however; not really a TL girl and not VIP room material. Gina is a 30-something beauty with long brown hair, a model's eyes, loose natural breasts and clearly the most brains in the place. From the very first move of her stage dance, the discerning visitor could tell she was the real thing. After a breathless lap dance, I went for the VIP with her, and let me just say that she equals the level previously set by the departed Sasha. She's my new favorite, a girl many men will dismiss on the basis of her not having the typical, surgically levitated tits, but someone whose body is a miracle, a girl who gets it, who owns up fully and enthusiastically to the demanding bargain it takes for a woman to work at TL. If not for her, I would've given this night a 4 for all the voyeurs.